tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63313573382236173052024-02-19T08:42:13.001-05:00welcome to heidovillea little home for my essays about trying to live a life of faith in a complicated world from a small town in Maine with three guys and a rabbitHeidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-7002168669235061562014-03-26T17:45:00.000-04:002014-03-27T17:01:03.996-04:00My own private elevator speechIn March 2014 millions of people around the world followed the tragedy of Malaysia Airlines 370. We asked, “How could a commercial aircraft with 239 people aboard simply disappear?”<br />
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<a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2014/03/obsession_over_malaysia_airlines_flight_370_cognitive_neuroscience_of_why.html">Cognitive neuroscienc</a>e says our fascination with such mysteries is found deep in our brains. From the age of one, starting with peekaboo, humans seek to make sense of what puzzles us. We crave what researchers call the “puzzle of reality” and we thrill to the “zap of pleasure” when a mystery is solved.<br />
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Though we never went to church, as a child I constantly wondered about the mystery of life and the existence of God. As a teenager I joined a church and was comforted by the caring people and the safety of a sure dogma. Then, in college, I stumbled into an Episcopal Church where mystery and faith instantly re-emerged. In the beauty of the prayerbook language, in the sense of community, in the welcome of questions and rigorous conversation on all facets of faith, I found a spiritual home.<br />
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“Taste and see that the Lord is good,” the psalmist urges. The Episcopal Church offers something else our brains demand: not only do we taste the bread and wine, but in worship we test each of our senses in turn and always in the company of others.<br />
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Taste and see. Allow your mind, heart, and soul to engage the mystery of life and the questions of faith. And perhaps you’ll find the Episcopal Church to be the perfect flavor.<br />
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-87858594040558245052013-01-29T16:37:00.001-05:002013-01-29T16:59:15.391-05:00because celebrity bloggers ought to blogIn the fall of 2004 two things coincided that led to a remarkably rich and prolific (for me, anyway) period in my writing life. It lasted about 18 months.<br />
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The first was an incident that shook me deeply. That's pretty much all I will ever say publicly about it, except that it did not involve my family nor did anyone die. <br />
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The second is that I audited a class in Celtic spirituality at Bangor Theological Seminary that semester. We were asked to write a personal essay every week. When the class stopped in December, I kept writing. Prior to that I'd written a narrative essay for the editor's column in our diocesan newspaper six times a year, so the weekly deadline radically changed how long an idea had to percolate around in my brain.<br />
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To share the work, I started a listserv, publicized it a bit, and emailed a new essay to residents of heidoville every Friday. (I adjusted the population of heidoville each week as new residents moved in.) I also created a website to archive the essays. Eventually, I transferred all the essays - some 60 or so - and some newer ones I wrote as a monthly columnist for <a href="http://www.episcopalcafe.com/">Episcopal Cafe</a> to this blog. The world was changing and paying to host a website seemed silly.<br />
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In February 2006, I started a new three-quarter time job at the <a href="http://www.genesisfund.org/">Genesis Community Loan Fund</a> while remaining a quarter-time communication consultant with the <a href="http://www.episcopalmaine.org/">Episcopal Diocese of Maine</a>. With the new schedule, Friday writing went out the window. Plus my two sons were in middle school and required a whole lot of carting around each day. For a year or two, I was able to deliver for the Cafe but then I returned to the Diocese full-time as Canon for Communications and Social Justice. Over the past four years, I've written an essay only when it has put a knife to my throat and demanded it be written. <br />
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So I've never been a blogger, really, or certainly a celebrity. I'm just someone looking to hang essays on the web for free.<br />
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There's a scene in the Coen brothers' film <i>The Big Lebowski</i> when one character - a German nihlist complaining that his friend's girlfriend sacrificed her pinkie toe in order to obtain ransom money that isn't, come to find out, forthcoming - wails, <a href="http://youtu.be/1M6oW6a0iAw">"It's not fair!"</a><br />
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Now the Coens know that nihlists bickering and arguing over what's fair and what isn't fair is funny stuff, (especially when they're complaining to an unsympathetic John Goodman.) If you care about nothing, you pretty much forfeit the right to complain about injustices you suffer. <br />
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There were elements to the incident of the fall of 2004 that still strike me as deeply unfair. The outpouring of words that started then was the timely collision of a deeper-than-normal dreaminess on my part driven by intense reflection on the incident and the rigor of a weekly assignment for my seminary class.<br />
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Extreme dreaminess plus discipline plus Friday mornings to work in quiet equal, I think, what Flannery O'Connor called - having borrowed the term from the French Catholic philosopher Jacques Maritain who borrowed it from Cicero's writing on rhetoric -<i> the habit of art. </i><br />
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Frankly, I fear the situations and emotions that are intense enough to send me to a place of such dreaminess. However, as I look back on that body of work, it seems a fair price. No one died, after all.<br />
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I'm not sure what it would take - what igniting spark of emotional turmoil, what chunk of free time, what enforced discipline would be enough to launch another wave of writing for me?<br />
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Turning 50, my twin sons off to college, and a reading public that demands a weekly essay? <br />
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<a href="http://www.heidoville.com/2007/10/surface-banana-january-2005.html">It's impossible to say</a>.<br />
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-84361522950420668852012-02-23T12:46:00.004-05:002013-01-29T15:11:24.218-05:00La Beaupré<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-tApGTAKj7sOsq_Mjyd2QkSLBn1j1LWnqjfGvTsKgmo09JOvXGEfdDsKG8Rvo4eJ1dbD7D_aBC_vSI6iTPGoVWm_XnijkMhMDKF39pXs8dDkslb3ilGrS6L1o8k56CiSheVUSRX99xEg/s1600/beaupre.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5713850995386116642" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-tApGTAKj7sOsq_Mjyd2QkSLBn1j1LWnqjfGvTsKgmo09JOvXGEfdDsKG8Rvo4eJ1dbD7D_aBC_vSI6iTPGoVWm_XnijkMhMDKF39pXs8dDkslb3ilGrS6L1o8k56CiSheVUSRX99xEg/s320/beaupre.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 239px; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; width: 320px;" /></a><br />
Last week Martin and I paused on this slope again at Mont Sainte Anne.<br />
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<a href="http://www.heidoville.com/2007/10/la-beaupr.html">Here's the original essay.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-47679568977288683402012-02-08T13:14:00.000-05:002012-02-08T13:14:07.410-05:00Gifts and Glazing WindowsOne lazy summer afternoon my friend Christine and I sat on the rickety porch talking about
absolutely nothing while our kids ran around outside. At one point she
gazed over my shoulder and in her calm mother-of-six voice said, “Ah,
you’re missing a window pane there, Heido.”<br />
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I looked behind me and sure enough a pane was just…gone. We stepped
outside to the deck and the troops gathered around. Everyone had to
stick a hand through the hole. At the base of the window the glass lay,
unbroken but sheepish.<br />
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“If you don’t fix that, Mom, the flies will get
in,” my ever-helpful son Martin said, poking at the neighboring pane
with a stick. It clattered to the deck. “That one too.”<br />
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Well, there was no way around it. It was summer. Maine has bugs. It
had to be fixed before nightfall. Before long I was back on my deck
with glazing compound and glazier points. I don’t know where I learned
to fix window panes – maybe growing up on a farm or the summer I painted
college dorms – but it’s something I know how to do.<br />
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Warming to the task, I began the fun of rubbing a snake of glazing
compound between my palms. I relished the satisfaction of placing a
little metal point in just the right spot to keep the pane snug against
the sash and the expert flick of the putty knife smoothing the compound
so pretty and even. Except that when I finished, it wasn’t. It wasn’t
in the same hemisphere as pretty and even. What it was, was --
marginally -- okay. But here’s the truth: as homely and unprofessional
as my panes looked, I was a little proud.<br />
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As I stood on my deck dodging annoyed bees and wielding my putty
knife, I began to wonder if that’s how the gifts of God work: some of us
have general ability in a number of fields, some of us are tremendously
capable in one area. Some of us have strong minds, some of us have
strong backs. Some congregations have a powerful call to one ministry,
some are drawn to many missions of a limited scope. Some priests are
gifted in pastoral work, some are drawn to other pastures.<br />
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If that is true, then there’s the beauty, the symmetry of our life as
the Church of Christ – on the parish, diocesan, Church-wide, and
Communion-wide stage. Each one, each entity has a niche but we need
what the others bring to the table to be complete. We tend to think of
gifts as big, bold offerings, but perhaps some of us are gifted with the
ability to do a lot of things well enough. It’s not a flashy gift like
preaching or singing or running a tight meeting, but what congregation
could do without those few capable and willing souls who are there, day
after day, doing what needs to be done. And how do we shake the crazy
notion that a certain way of being a church or a priest or a saint is
more valuable to the Kingdom of God than any other?<br />
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My late father, who insisted that knowing how to shingle a roof was a
life skill his children needed to possess, used to say of himself, “A
jack of all trades, master of none.” He always said it with a
self-deprecating chuckle, but we knew he wore it like a badge of honor.
I think God has created a lot of people like my dad and me, those who
can do long division in a pinch, tie on a fishing lure, roast a turkey,
comfort a friend or write a heck of a good letter when the need arises.<br />
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Those among us with tremendous ability or a singular talent are dear
to us for showing us God’s image so clearly. Those with broader gifts
sound the daily gentle hum of the Spirit of Christ in our midst, and
they sure are handy to have around when a window pops out.<br />
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<em><br /></em><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-79464814280591876592012-01-31T12:59:00.000-05:002012-01-31T12:59:47.030-05:00Making Room for the PianoWhen your kids are in third grade and you’re in the midst of a
construction project and you discover that the foundation of your
mudroom needs to be replaced and that while you’re at it adding a second
floor room wouldn’t cost too much more – when all that happens,
building an upstairs playroom sounds like a good idea.<br />
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At least it sounded like a good idea to my husband Scott and me in the summer of 2003.<br />
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A playroom would build a breakwater to keep the relentless surge of
kid junk from spilling into the other rooms. We could get a bumper pool
table. Scott could finally have a place for the 1980s pinball machine
he’d been hankering to buy from Mike Knudsen. We could set up our old
dartboard. At last we’d have a place to hang the entertaining campaign
posters we stole from lawns across the Micronesian island of Saipan when
we were teachers there in our youth.<br />
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And it was a good idea. Vast Lego and Playmobil cities spread out
and could be left for days at a time without ever puncturing the tender
parental foot at midnight. Pinball machines came and went. Posters and
memorabilia from vacations were added to the walls. But slowly –
especially in recent years as our twin sons have entered high school and
are more apt to request iTunes gift cards instead of Nerf guns – it has
become a place to dump stuff no one knows what to do with: old
computer monitors and obsolete gadgets, clothes meant for the rummage
sale that never quite made it, a castoff electronic putting green from
Granddad that nobody really wanted but couldn’t not accept.<br />
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All four of us are guilty of covert dumping, especially Colin, who is
responsible for the layer of cream cheese adhered to the surface of the
bumper pool table from a bagel he laid down one afternoon in the late
20-oughts. While we’ve been living with growing playroom chaos for
several years, today something happened that caused me to take the
matter in hand: Scott finally consented to procuring for Colin a real
piano.<br />
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It’s a problem when your child starts playing the piano at the late
age of 15 and it becomes apparent after the first two months that he
really knows what he’s about. Recriminations of “Why didn’t you start
me with lessons when I was small?” have often cut deep to the maternal
heart this last year. Colin’s dissatisfaction with our ancient digital
Yamaha Clavinova became apparent about six months ago. “The action,” he
said, “it sucks. I can’t play Debussy with that thing. I need a real
piano!”<br />
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“Well, I can’t play Debussy, either,” I replied. “And your dad
doesn’t believe in real pianos in Maine. He’s certain they don’t stay
in tune in this climate, so don’t hold your breath, kid,” I warned.<br />
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Perhaps it was when Granddad, over for dinner recently, gave Scott a
certain look that said, “I supported your interests when you were
young,” that made him relent. All I know is that last Friday I returned
from a work trip to Miami and suddenly there, on the kitchen table, was
a copy of Maine’s quirky classified ad magazine, “Uncle Henry’s” with
an entry circled: “Chickering baby grand. $500. Call after 5.
Kennebunkport.”<br />
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In many ways 2003 feels like last week. Our boys were a perfectly
sweet nine years old, and I was writing pieces about the election of
Gene Robinson. Now they’re almost 17 and thinking about colleges and
+Gene just announced his retirement. How do these things happen?<br />
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I don’t feel a day older. But here’s the thing: Scott and I work at
the same places. We live in the same house. We eat the same food and
read the same magazines and wear (sad to say) many of the same clothes.
Lots of things have happened around us since 2003 but a remarkable
number have stayed the same. Except boys: they grew an alarming number
of inches and shoe sizes and turned from funny, smart, adorable little
boys into funnier, smarter, handsome young men.<br />
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So amidst the work of clearing out all of the plastic bins and
bookshelves and tubs of junk in the playroom, I had trouble accepting
that no one wanted the mongo T-Rex that had been such a prized
possession. Everyone but I was indifferent to the Mr. Potatohead that
had served as a space capsule for intrepid Playmobil pirates on so many
adventures to the planet of Zumbar.<br />
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I started a pile on top of the pool table for things I couldn’t throw
away: one of the little black super-soft stuffed puppies I bought for
the boys the day after my father died. We’d been out buying chocolate
to take back to the nursing staff at the hospital and, when the children
pleaded, I couldn’t say no.<br />
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“Hey, Martin,” I hollered. “C’mere.” After a moment my wise
wrestler-poet leaned on the doorway to the playroom. “What do I do with
some of this? I can’t chuck it.”<br />
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“Aw,” he said, fingering first a beanie baby hedgehog that his
Kindergarten teacher had given him and then a much beloved Star Wars
X-Wing Starfighter.<br />
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“Make a nostalgia pile and we’ll go through it
later,” he said, leaving me sitting on the floor surrounded by the
vestigial tokens of our precious family life. But, well-adjusted person
that he is, Martin left with nary a trace of nostalgia in his deep
voice. He’s ready for the next thing.<br />
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In the Diocese of Maine – and in many places across the Episcopal Church
and indeed, we’ve heard in recent months, in other denominations – we
are embarking on a strange journey and asking ourselves many questions
about how to transform the Church to meet the needs of a changing world.
Our diocese is one year into a study process that is compelling us to
look at both our mission strategies and our mission priorities. The
coming year will reveal an emerging set of both. And, I gotta say, I’m
curious about what they’ll look like and how they’ll be received.<br />
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It all started in October 2009 when Bishop Steve Lane offered a
convention address that stunned members of our diocese with its
combination of forthright truth-telling and the firm reassurance that
together, with God, we will walk through whatever comes next.<br />
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Click <a href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/dfc_attachments/public/documents/2446/convention-address-final.pdf" target="_blank"">here</a> to hear the address.<br />
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In his sermon last month at our 2010 diocesan convention, Bishop Lane had this to say:<br />
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“The process of adaptive change is many things: a journey from one
paradigm to another, a journey through a new and risky landscape, a
journey often without a clear destination - but most of all it is a
spiritual journey, a journey from habitual ways of being and doing to a
closer, more trusting and self-conscious relationship with God. The
journey we're on will require a change of heart and a new spirit in
every congregation. It will require all of us to be flexible and to take
risks…<br />
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“The ways we serve God, the shape of our communities, the nature of
our buildings, the relationship between clergy and people - all these
may change. But our call to announce the good news of God's merciful
presence with us never changes and never ends.”<br />
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Our church is a lot like my family’s playroom. It’s hard to believe
that time has passed and the same practices that have given us such
pleasure and comfort over time are no longer relevant or in demand by
the people around us: the people we’re called by Jesus to serve. Our
nostalgia pile heaps to overflowing. And, yet, as my boss maintains –
ever confident in the love of God that holds us altogether and all
together - we don’t quite yet know what will take the place of all the
things that we must give up.<br />
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Seven years ago, if you had told Scott and me that we would be buying a
piano for the playroom so Colin could play Chopin and Mompou with such
dazzling skill and passion, we would have said you were crazy. “This kid
has fine motor skills below the 5th percentile,” we would have sighed.
“Piano lessons would be a frustrating, futile effort for us all.”<br />
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But it turns out all the people who took a gander at him were right.
“This kid has many strengths. He will compensate. He will turn out
great!”<br />
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We couldn’t have imagined a piano in our playroom, but Colin had other plans.<br />
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Perhaps if we, as a people of God, let go of some of the things we
can’t imagine our corporate life without, then possibilities we can’t
imagine will emerge is the space left behind. The hard truth is that
there’s not enough room for everything.<br />
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Right now, as I listen to the lovely sound of Beethoven coming from
the grossly inadequate Yamaha in the living room, I can just hear the
sweet strains of what might be possible.<br />
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<i>Winner of a 2011 Polly Bond Award for devotional writing.</i><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-47304640654751360422009-07-22T21:28:00.000-04:002009-07-22T21:29:25.642-04:00Intervening in the Lives of GoatsIntervening in the lives of goats<br /><br />By Heidi Shott<br /><br />Fifteen years ago this week five friends enjoyed a picnic on the west coast of Ireland just north of Galway. We had ham and cheese, good bread and a tube of spicy mustard perfect for a cutlery-free, wayside lunch. I suspect there were cookies and cherries and probably pickles. We ate perched on a jumble of rocks – not unlike the coast of Maine – high above that side of the Atlantic. It was a wonderful lunch, full of happy banter. It was the kind of lunch I would have remembered years later even if what happened next hadn’t happened.<br /><br />After lunch, my friend Denise and I decided to pick our way along the rocks. We hadn’t gone far before we heard the insistent, unmistakable bleat of goats. We walked toward the sound and looked over a precipitous edge. Twenty feet below three goats – two grownups and a kid – balanced on a narrow ledge. Bleating, panting and standing amid clumps of goat poop, these were not happy goats. The drop facing the sea was much greater than the 20 feet above.<br /><br />Oh dear. A goat crisis.<br /><br />Denise, a physician, is used to fixing things and immediately started to make suggestions about how to effect a rescue. We tossed a few implausible ideas around but after a moment we yelled, “Scott!” My husband, the best kind of troubleshooter, ambled over with our other companions, Chris and Mo, whose turn it was to pack up the lunch things.<br /><br />“They’re goats. They’ll figure it out. That’s what goats do,” he said dismissively. “They leap up and down rocks and ledges.”<br /><br />“But they look hot and panicky,” I moaned.<br /><br />“There’s a lot of goat shit down there and they appear to be dehydrated,” said Denise. “They’ve been stuck down there a long time.” She looked around to a couple of cottages a quarter-mile in either direction along the coast. “Maybe we should tell a farmer.”<br /><br />Scott howled and his native West Virginian accent suddenly shifted to Irish: “Now, Jimmy, do you remember the time when we were kids and the daft Americans stopped by to inquire as to the welfare of the goats?” He looked at Denise and me. “They’ll be telling that story 50 years from now.”<br /><br />After another ten minutes of heated goat debate, we conceded defeat and piled into our rental car. We stopped for the night in Galway where, at the modern Cathedral, I looked around for my friends before dropping an Irish punt into a tin and lighting three candles for the you-know-whats.<br /><br />The goat affair wasn’t the first time I’d been tempted to intervene in matters outside my sphere of responsibility. About four years earlier, just a few weeks before we moved to Maine from West Virginia, I sat down in a colleague’s office at the newspaper and told him that there was something I thought he should know. I thought he should know that there were rumors floating around town that he was having an affair with a church secretary. I said I knew the rumors would be hurtful to his wife and daughter. I admired this man.<br /><br />“I don’t know how these things get started,” he said with a wave of his hand. “I appreciate you telling me, but there’s nothing to it.” He deftly shifted the conversation to some loose ends with a story I was working on. He walked me back to the stairs.<br /><br />“You did what?” Scott asked me when I told him I’d talked to Keith. “It’s not your place to intervene.” Months later we learned that Keith and the church lady had run off to North Carolina. It hadn’t lasted. After a month he slouched back to his wife.<br /><br />Despite my acute embarrassment, I wondered if I still hadn’t done the right and caring thing by talking to him. I had intervened with a good heart and loving intentions. But feeling burned, I also decided to never put myself in that position again. I’d mind my own business in the future. Later, when it came to the goats, I didn’t insist on intervening and it’s haunted me ever since. My good friend Denise knows this and every few years, after we’ve had a few glasses of wine, she’ll lean back in her chair, look to the ceiling, and muse, “I wonder what happened to those goats?”<br /><br />I was pondering this fine line between saint and busybody one morning last week while driving Colin, one of my 13 year-old twin sons, to school. For someone who considers himself an agnostic with deistic leanings, Colin has an awful lot of questions about religion. We’d been cruising along in pleasurable silence when Colin asked me to buy him a copy of the Koran. “I need to know more about Islam,” he said.<br /><br />“You need to know more about Christianity,” I countered. By the time we crossed the bridge over Great Salt Bay, we’d moved onto the central theme of Christianity. As in, “So, Mom, what is it?”<br /><br />Easily nailed! “Matthew chapter 20-something: Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind and love your neighbor as yourself.” (I realized, however, such imprecision would not impress my high school Bible quiz team coach.)<br /><br />“So if you do those two you’ll automatically keep the ten commandments?” Colin asked as we turned into his school’s driveway. “They sort of take care of all the wrong things you might otherwise do?”<br /><br />“Yeah, pretty much,” I said, the ever-deficient carpool theologian.<br /><br />But as he leaned his head in the rear passenger door to grab his backpack, he delivered the zinger: “Well, I don’t need to be a Christian to love my neighbor.” And then with a cluck of his tongue – our schoolyard signal that means ‘I love you but I don’t want to say it in front of the whole world’ – he turned and was gone.<br /><br />He’s right, of course. Some of the most wonderful, selfless, appropriate interveners I know would not characterize themselves as Christian.<br /><br />The problem is that I’m not one of them. I’m not at all selfless but I am a Christian. After all these years of trying to live this stuff, I am yet to figure out where the line should be drawn between loving involvement and benign indifference to the people I walk this world among.<br /><br />Amid the ridiculous busyness of two jobs, two kids, two school boards, many friends, one house, one garden and one husband who is lobbying to host a lobster feed for 60 people on the fourth of July – amid all this – I can’t quite figure out whom to love first or in whose life I should intervene.<br /><br />Jesus commands me to love my neighbor, which, according to the www.one.org wristband I’m wearing, means everybody in the whole wide world. It also means enforcing a consistent computer policy with Colin. It also means visiting my 84 year-old mom more than once a year and supporting my brother in his care of her. It also means checking in more regularly with my friend who’s going through a hard divorce. It also means making time to go to town with my sons to choose goodies to send to the four children of our friend Alex who are living on their own in Ghana while he works to support them in England. It means everything in between.<br /><br />In this world where it’s possible to know so much about so many, how can we possibly manage to do what Jesus asks?<br /><br />In the Galway Cathedral, I lighted three candles and prayed for the goats. If we’d jumped down onto the ledge to try to hoist them up, we would have failed and irredeemably soiled our shoes. If we’d gone to the nearest cottage to report the goat situation, we would have been the worst sort of tourists. So I prayed, dropped a coin in the box – such good work as had been prepared for me to walk in. That was June 1992. Four years before I’d sat trembling in a chair just before I told a good and kind man something I thought he needed to know, something I thought no one else would tell him.<br /><br />Last Christmas morning, I opened a package from Denise. In recent years we’ve tried to scale back on the gift-giving and have taken to donating to good causes in our families’ names. Inside the box was a card with the Heifer Project logo. “In honor of the Shott Family: Three Goats.” Below, in her hand, I read, “They’re not Irish goats, but I did the best I could.”<br /><br />Heifer International <a href="http://www.heifer.org">www.heifer.org</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-44082674954887536862009-07-22T21:26:00.001-04:002009-07-22T21:28:08.457-04:00Uncle Walt Keeps the GateJuly 18, 2007<br /><br />My Uncle Walt died last Tuesday, just a few weeks shy of his 92nd birthday. An extremely pious Roman Catholic, he considered my father’s older sister, Alene, his wife until the day he passed on – 32 years after she left a short note and skipped out of the house like a school girl.<br /><br />He was a goofy kind of guy, but I always liked him. He played the guitar and sang; he wore moccasins; he liked to play catch. He was a terrible driver. He liked to swim in the lakes in our part of central New York and appreciated my mother’s willingness to swim with him when no one else would. He used Grecian Formula on his gray hair and everybody knew it.<br /><br />But his outstanding characteristic was his profound devotion to the Church. He made his daughters say the rosary every night. As a small child I remember staying overnight at their house and reading comic books while they fingered their beads and murmured the prayers over and over. It was both extremely exotic (they were the only Catholics in our extended clan) and extremely boring. It seemed to last for hours and hours as I lay flopped on their living room davenport, as Aunt Alene always called the sofa, listening to the cadence of their voices and watching my two older cousins glance at their watches and one another.<br /><br />Uncle Walt was exceedingly frail when I saw him last at my father’s funeral in 2000. As we sat with our baked ham and potato salad after Dad’s informal service on the side lawn of the family farm, Uncle Walt told me how he drove each Sunday to Syracuse (at least an hour’s drive) to hear the Latin mass. The thought of an 85 year-old Uncle Walt driving on the New York State Thruway was truly terrifying.<br /><br />He died on Tuesday, the day Pope Benedict XVI released his statement which contends, in part, that Protestant denominations are no more than “Christian communities.” This reiteration of the “Dominus Iesus” declaration of 2000 and the news last week about the lifting of restrictions for the Latin mass may very well have been too much of a good thing for the old guy. He must have died a happy man. Things were finally swinging his way!<br /><br />No one else in our family was religious, including another uncle who was an American Baptist minister. The rest of us were Protestants merely because we weren’t Catholic or Jewish or Zen Buddhist. So it’s funny that my most enduring childhood memory of spending time with Uncle Walt and Aunt Alene is of those Sundays when they dragged me to Mass and I had to sit alone while they went up for Communion. It was my first experience of exclusion.<br /><br />“You’re part of our family for everything else. You can wear hand-me-downs from your cousins. You can drink milk from the special Mary Poppins cup. You can fall asleep on our laps after you’ve run around in the backyard and we’ll stoke the damp hair off your hot forehead. But at Mass on Sundays you can’t approach, much less partake of the body of Jesus. Nope, sorry. Not allowed. Stay in your seat and be a good girl. We’ll be right back.”<br /><br />It seems we Christians…of virtually every stripe…are very good at being gatekeepers of Jesus. When we humans attempt, through sophisticated theological debate or literal scriptural interpretation or the occasional lively claim of divine revelation, to have the corner on the Jesus market, it scares me. I’ve been there and can’t forget the sucky way it made me feel. Implicit in the act of keeping the gate is the notion that the keeper has access to information and power and knowledge and secret handshakes that the rest of us don’t.<br /><br />I’ve always been tickled by the practice – started in Mormon youth groups, I recall – of determining one’s actions by asking the question, “What would Jesus do?”<br /><br />Here’s my answer: “I don’t know! I’m not Jesus!”<br /><br />As a parent of two young teenagers, I’m beginning to realize there’s a day in the not-so-distant future when they are going to shake our hands and say (I hope), “thank you, lovely parents.” Then they will walk out that door. When confronted with the inevitable choices life will bring their way, I hope to God they don’t ask, “What would my Mom do?” I want them to do the right thing because it’s what they know they should do. I want them to remember how we’ve taught them to live and to how we’ve taught them to treat the people they encounter. If they have to pause to ask the question, then I fear for the answer.<br /><br />Jesus, that savvy teacher, left us such good, simple instructions. If we heed them well and faithfully, we shouldn’t have to stop and think.<br /><br />There has been a lot of interesting talk about open communion in these parts and I understand (most of) the conversation and appreciate the arguments on both sides. The recent posts reminded me of my college roommate reading aloud a letter from an old boyfriend who was an agnostic and fairly cynical about Christian faith. He wrote that he was attending an Episcopal Church and that he liked the ritual. He “relished” walking up the aisle and taking Communion.<br /><br />“Eeeuuuwww,” we both said when she read that part. “That’s creepy.”<br /><br />But now I’m not so sure. Maybe the mysterious act of taking communion was the start of something for that young man. Maybe, as the songwriter Bruce Cockburn sang a few years later, “spirits open to the thrust of grace.” Who am I to say?<br /><br />But then again, maybe being shut off from something mysterious and holy, something I didn’t understand when I was seven or eight, maybe that fed my yearning for the things of God. Maybe I’m still pondering these things decades later because they weren’t just handed to me. Does it matter how the gift is given? Does it matter how it is received?<br /><br />But not everyone is an asker of questions. God gifts some people with the different propensities. Some people are like my Uncle Walt whose passion for the Blessed Mother and the Roman Catholic Church was all consuming. His need to keep that gate in place was as clear to him as breathing.<br /><br />What does the question-asker do with an Uncle Walt?<br /><br />Seven years ago, at my father’s funeral, I balanced a chinet plate on my lap and listened to him tell me about the Nocturnal Adoration Society. The next day I prayed he wouldn’t kill anyone while driving to the Latin mass in Syracuse.<br /><br />Then today, I sent some flowers.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-44510934024870480282009-07-22T21:24:00.000-04:002009-07-22T21:25:25.493-04:00The Church of Baseballmay 22, 2007<br /><br />On Friday afternoon my family and I make the three-hour trip to Fenway Park. As always, we stop at the Kennebunkport rest stop so my husband Scott, who would sooner jump into a leech-infested lake than get behind the wheel in Boston, can hand over the keys. Before long we find our worn, wooden seats along the third baseline and settle in for the evening.<br /><br />As we munch our Fenway franks, sip our Sam Adams and juggle our stuff every few minutes to allow someone in or out, we let the pleasure of being at Fenway again sink into our bones.<br /><br />“Welcome to America’s best-loved ballpark!”<br /><br />What I find telling is that the announcer, in greeting the crowd, doesn’t say, “Welcome to the home of America’s best-loved ball team.” Fenway Park, and the game that’s been played there for 95 seasons, is what New England fans love. Except for the nasty year of the strike, fans have trusted that a bunch of guys wearing Red Sox jerseys will take to the field at 7:05 p.m. and play baseball.<br /><br />Here’s the thing, though. It’s not always the same bunch of guys. Sure, we have our saints…down in the box in front of us I spy an old duffer wearing a Carlton Fisk jersey…and last year I saw a sad-looking woolen Yastrzemski jersey on a fellow whose face looked like he’d never quite gotten over Bucky Dent’s homer or the horror of watching the ball go between Bill Buckner’s legs. I’m not quite over them myself.<br /><br />When I left the staff of the Diocese of Maine last year to downshift to a consulting role, our Canon to the Ordinary – to make me feel rotten – started addressing me as Pedro and signing her emails as Manny, a nod to Pedro Martinez’s departure to the Mets and the loss felt by his friend and countryman Manny Ramirez still in Boston. Players come and players go, but we fans love the game and we love the Red Sox beyond the individuals, even when they’re stars like Pedro or Nomar. It’s the game, it’s the team, it’s the park…and somehow the magic works even if you’ve never seen a game at Fenway.<br /><br />With the Red Sox seven games ahead of both the New York Yankees and the Baltimore Orioles, whom we’re playing, I luxuriate in being able to enjoy the game without feeling like every pitch matters. Our American League East lead slows everything down. There is no rush; there is no pressure. The pleasure of being in the park on a lovely Spring evening with my husband and sons and with no drunken fans in close proximity is a gift. We lose, 6-3, our boys can’t hit the ball worth beans and the terrific fielding of the Orioles’ shortstop nixes a few promising opportunities. But so what? We’re in it for the long haul, both the 2007 season and for the rest of our lives.<br /><br />One gorgeous spring morning nine years ago I sat on a hard pew in the nave of St. Luke’s Cathedral in Portland, Maine. A priest from Chicago named Chilton Knudsen was about to be consecrated Bishop. As one of our retired bishops passed the row in the processional, my neighbor, whom I’d met a few minutes before, whispered, “That’s my bishop.”<br /><br />“What? Are you nuts?” I wanted to hiss back. “You can muster loyalty to only one bishop over the course of your whole life? Give her a chance! She doesn’t even have the mitre on her head yet and you already prefer a bishop who retired 13 years ago?”<br /><br />That comment still worries me because the future of Christendom, specifically our Anglican brand, cannot depend on superstars or even supervillains. It should not depend on individuals at any level. The Body of Christ depends on people coming in and sitting on the same worn, wooden seats every Sunday – seats, like those at Fenway, that have borne witness to moments of profound joy and deep sadness; good singing and bad singing; restless children and restless souls.<br /><br />As years pass, the priests, the altar guild ladies, the choir members, the acolytes and even the bishops enter and depart. The Church depends on our enduring and often exhausting faithfulness to Christ’s charge to love God with all of our hearts, minds, bodies and souls and to love those we encounter with the great passion and intensity we usually reserve for our lovers and our children and ourselves.<br /><br />The demands of really living this kind of life…of really doing the work of the Gospel day in and day out… rarely allow us to luxuriate in the mystery of the liturgy or the beauty of the prayerbook language. How important it is to remember what a rare and magnificent thing it is to be a part of a vast and loving community that existed long before us and will extend far beyond us. If only we could keep such a vision before us.<br /><br />At Fenway Park, that kind of crazy thinking is what makes the people over in the left field bleachers start a wave.<br /><br />What could it do in the Episcopal Church? It’s impossible to say.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-19066436507679781032009-07-22T21:22:00.001-04:002009-07-22T21:23:37.147-04:00Does God Ever Stop Naggingaugust 20, 2007<br /><br />A dozen years ago, when our twin sons were toddlers and my transmission went kaput, I spent one long afternoon in a car dealership in Augusta, Maine. As the hours slowly passed, one of my fellow waitees - watching as I tried to distract and entertain my wiggly boys - suddenly revealed herself as an oracle of the gods.<br /><br />"A boy turning 15 is God's way of helping parents accept that he will leave home someday," she proclaimed out of the blue. "Until 15, it's hard to imagine not wanting him around."<br /><br />I thought, first, "Shutup, lady. Who asked you?" Then, "I'll always want my boys around because they'll be delightful teenagers – bright, perspicacious, engaging and kind." I couldn't imagine a universe where these boys weren't under my constant gaze – to protect, to teach, to cuddle, to read to, to joke with, to love so fiercely.<br /><br />In many ways, now that they are 13 and a half, I still can't imagine a world where they are out of my line of vision for more than a week at a time.<br /><br />But it's a world I'm approaching.<br /><br />On Saturday, my husband Scott and I picked up our sons, Martin and Colin, after a two week stint at Bishopswood, our diocesan camp. Colin, the more reluctant camper, was finished, whereas Martin, a true believer, was to return for another week after being treated to lunch, ice cream, and a trip to the Rite-Aid in Camden to restock flashlight batteries and sunscreen.<br /><br />Later in the day back at home, Colin and I lay flopped on the porch reading. Colin, a fast and sophisticated reader, was intent on Barbara Ehrenreich's book about white-collar unemployment, "Bait and Switch." I looked up from Richard Ford's "The Lay of the Land," finally out in paperback. This beautiful child of ours, so interesting and complicated, so funny and demanding and kind, is growing up. Over the last year he and his brother have become so much less needful of us, not as people, but as parents. I'm learning to cede control over things that don't matter and learning to back away so they can make mistakes and learn from them. As they enter eighth grade next month, I vow to be less the homework bitch and more the homework angel…available for intervention when called upon but otherwise, "You're on your own, kid."<br /><br />I look at them and see how far they’ve already reached beyond me…in math, in music, in reading, in skiing, in the formation of their personal political philosophies. I marvel at Colin's vacuuming up "War and Peace" unabridged as a seventh grader and delight in Martin's poetry and memoirs and his ability to stand up and blow an amazing sax improv solo the moment the band director gives him an imperceptible nod. Still I nag and repeat myself constantly. I still holler, "Don't you give me that look" and "Knock it off with that tone" on pretty much a daily basis.<br /><br />In less than 18 months, when they turn 15 on New Year's Eve next year, they may turn into awful people, but I think not. I hope not. I hope our love and care and frankly less-than-perfect example of how to live this life will have been enough to see them through to the day they walk out our door and beyond.<br /><br />As I looked at Colin reading and enjoyed the pleasure of his quiet company, all this swirled though my highly distractible mind. How does this pattern of parenting and growing independence play out in our own walk with God?<br /><br />Having come to faith as a teenager in an evangelical church, my daily personal walk with Jesus was constantly at the top of my mind. For years I prayed and read my Bible daily or felt guilty when I didn’t. I chose a Christian college where I met my husband and made many good and lasting friends. As a junior I transferred to a southern women's college and became involved in Intervarsity Christian Fellowship and was confirmed in the Diocese of Southwest Virginia the week I turned 21. The presence of God hovered over me like a benevolent seabird throughout those years: nipping, nagging, loving, and keeping me safely near shore.<br /><br />In the years since it's not that I've lost the ability to sense the presence of God or really need it any less, but perhaps God – having accompanied me so closely to a certain juncture – is trusting me to get it right with a less supervision.<br /><br />I'm beginning to wonder if what we experience as children and, for some of us, as parents in this world doesn't teach us how God functions as a parent/creator in the realm of our Christian faith. When we turn the equivalent of 15 in Christian years (however long that takes for each of us), does God start to treat us differently – not because we're annoying – but because we've earned a measure of trust? And does that freedom allow us to flourish and grow into stronger, more Christ-like disciples than we'd be if we were more closely shepherded and nudged along the way.<br /><br />Yesterday, we went out on Damariscotta Lake in our motorboat with Colin and our friends, Rachel and Jay. We live on a millpond and to get out to the open lake we must motor under a bridge. For years, to safeguard my personal sanity, I've reminded the boys to duck so they wouldn't fatally clunk their heads on the unforgiving steel girders a few inches above us. (Actually, I used to sing the chorus of the Erie Canal song – "Low bridge, everybody down…" – until last year when they begged me to stop being so profoundly embarrassing.) As we approached the bridge and yelled out to the kids who were jumping from above to hold it a minute until we passed through, I was about to remind Colin, who was sitting in the bow, to duck his head. Suddenly, as my mouth opened, he dutifully bent over, well beyond need.<br /><br />"Jay!" (who was sitting behind Colin and at 62 knows enough to duck), I barked. "Duck your head!"<br /><br />Apparently, unlike God, I need someone to nag.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-68489700478040827042009-07-22T21:20:00.000-04:002009-07-22T21:21:30.491-04:00The Truth about Youapril 24, 2007<br /><br />Maybe most long-term relationships develop similar weirdnesses, I don’t know. But I do know that every few years my husband Scott latches onto a phase that he repeats several times a day for no discernable reason. In the late 1980s, when we first moved to Maine, he started waking me up by saying, “These are the things we’ve come to expect from you. These are the sorts of things.”<br /><br />Throughout the middle years of the last decade, whenever he entered a room, I’d hear, “You don’t care. You don’t care. I know you don’t care.”<br /><br />“You got that right, bud,” I’d say without looking up from my book.<br /><br />A few months ago he invented a new line that I find entertaining.<br /><br />Out of the blue he’ll catch my eye and say, “I know the truth about you.”<br /><br />Now this is someone I met when I was a 17 year-old college freshman. He knows a lot about me, but despite all we’ve shared – twin sons, several house renovations, his middle-aged scooter obsession, those few bad months when he was senior warden and the person renting the rectory was keeping a secret flock of chickens, all this day-to-day life for more than two decades – he can’t begin to know the truth about me and he knows it. That’s why it’s funny. That and because we both know that the truth about me, known and unknown, is not outrageously exciting.<br /><br />Last June at the Episcopal Church’s General Convention I found myself alone in a hotel elevator with Martyn Minns, the newest Virginia-based bishop in the Anglican Church of Nigeria. I could have asked him anything in this intimate space, (I am, after all, supposed to be a church journalist,) but what I heard my idiot-self say was, “I have a son named Martin.” Now this is indeed true, but who the hell cares? After a second, I caught myself and added wryly, “but we spell it the traditional way.”<br /><br />So for a few moments before the elevator stopped for more passengers, we spoke about the return to old-fashioned names. He told me his children were naming his grandchildren names like, (let’s say, for example, because it’s slipped my mind,) Celia and Walter. He seemed bemused and slightly perplexed at this return to the old ways. Here was a man I’d read a lot about over the past few years standing right before me, but it occurred to me that there was no truth about him that I knew with any certainty. Nor did he know anything about me. The video piece I’d done the night before for the General Convention Nightly News about the newest split in the Episcopal Church – those who like jello dishes at potluck suppers and those who don’t – didn’t tell a fraction of the truth about my history or my life or my faith or what is dear to me. It merely suggested that one opinion I hold is that we Episcopalians take ourselves way too seriously.<br /><br />I know the truth about you. When you come face-to-face with someone, when you look him in the eye, it is impossible to say with any certainty “I know you.” When we examine our burgeoning on-line culture of chatter with its easy, facile insta-response, we kid ourselves by assuming we can know anyone simply by what he or she writes on a given day in a given mood.<br /><br />The saddest and most horrific example of this unknowability was made manifest on the Virginia Tech campus this week. Mental illness and a deep detachment may have made knowing the truth about Cho Seung-Hui impossible, but those who knew him as “the question mark kid” didn’t know him at all. And in my deepest heart, though I so wish it were different, I suspect I would have looked over him as well. When people are unappealing or difficult or somehow different, isn’t brushing past them the easiest way?<br /><br />There is so much to know in this remarkable age. As I sit at my desk each day, my head reels at all the pieces I don’t have time to read thoroughly. Things I want to know as well as topics and ideas that pique the edges of my interest. How quickly my opinions are formed by the fleeting glance of this person’s response on this particular blog. How much I assume I know about people I know virtually nothing about.<br /><br />As Christians this business of being deeply known and loved by God is at the core of our faith. Being completely known and loved anyway is what allows us to reach to those who may not be loveable or agreeable or fathomable in any way. The truth, Jesus assures us, will set us free. In the swirl of that kind of knowing and love we are free to be vulnerable, free to ask questions, free to place our lives in the hands of people we don’t entirely know…and will never fully know. That kind of vulnerability and self-revelation is hard enough to do with those we draw deeply into our daily lives. How much harder to know and be known by the people at our margins.<br /><br />“I know the truth about you,” my husband says to me this morning as he knots his tie at the foot of our bed. “You are a slug.” It’s true. It’s school vacation week. I’ll get to work when I get to work. But because he has nailed me, I resent him. From the middle of the bed I grab the big body pillow he sleeps with to keep his shoulder from becoming stiff – the pillow he’s named Evangeline after the actress who plays Kate on the TV show Lost – and chuck her onto the floor.<br /><br />“Ha,” I say.<br /><br />He looks aghast, but recovers quickly. “These are the things we’ve come to expect. These are the sorts of things.”<div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-40098253129736722472008-07-23T14:48:00.000-04:002008-07-23T14:50:07.728-04:00Crazy things for love<p>Twice in the past two weeks, our friend Joanne, who is an accomplished belly dancer and one of my twin sons’ godmothers, has driven 100 miles to attend each boy’s eighth grade graduation. </p> <p>In upstate New York, where I grew up, we didn’t stop and pass go for eighth grade. We just moved along to high school without fanfare or cash envelopes. But in Maine, where not so long ago, down these remote peninsulas where one could find ready work on a lobster boat or at your uncle’s boatyard, finishing eighth grade was something to be celebrated and cooed at. And it still is. The Kindergarten through Grade 8 school remains the norm around here and the eighth grade graduation is a community event. Though twins, our sons are very different people and for various reasons, one attended public school and one attended private. Joanne, who for some reason delights in these children of ours, made a point to attend both ceremonies.</p> <p>“Can you join us for dinner after?” we asked as we sat down in the folding chairs in the gym before Colin’s graduation on Wednesday night.</p> <p>“No, no,” she said. “Tomorrow night’s my belly dancing performance and I need to get to bed early.”</p> <p>In the busyness of life, I had forgotten this.</p> <p>“Tickets are five dollars with a non-perishable food item.”</p> <p>“Okay,” I said warily. “I’ll be there.” I looked over her shoulder at my wide-eyed son, Martin, who looked exceedingly glad that I’d used the first person singular. “I’ve never seen anyone really belly dance before.”</p> <p>The things we do for love.</p> <p>Someday I will write an essay called, “The Long Con.” It will be about how my husband, Scott, whom I met when I was a 17 year-old college freshmen, told me on our first date that he yearned for a motorcycle. I’ve been firmly poo-pooing this idea for the past 27 years with such brilliant rejoinders as, “You’ll kill yourself! Or worse, you’ll maim yourself and I’ll have to care for you!”</p> <p>I should have seen it coming several years ago when he talked me into letting him buy a scooter. “It only goes 35 miles an hour. It’s good for the environment.”</p> <p>Then a few years later, “It’s not safe to drive on Route 1. When someone passes by, it’s dangerous. I might get blown off the road into a ditch.” Bigger scooter that required a motorcycle license ensued.</p> <p>Then last year, “If I’m going to drive on the highway, I need a heavier bike,” he cajoled. “It’s a safety issue. There’s a Honda dealer in Chanute, Kansas that sells discounted never-ridden 2004s. It’s a great deal, but I have to pick it up in Kansas”.</p> <p>That was the dumbest, middle-aged guy thing I’d ever heard, but it didn’t stop him from picking up two college buddies enroute and making a road trip to buy a mammoth scooter…which looks remarkably like a motorcycle … in Chanute. Kansas.</p> <p>Early last Saturday morning our sons, who have recently entered their prime sleeping years, were in deep slumber. It was warm and sunny and I was drinking a peaceful cup of tea on the deck when Scott – or the Scooterian as he’s known among the on-line scooter community – stomped onto the deck in florescent yellow scooter garb and said, “We could go to Moody’s Diner for breakfast and the boys would never know.”</p> <p>“You want me to ride on the back of the scooter all the way to Moody’s? That’s ten miles.”</p> <p>“Sure. It’d be fun!” </p> <p>I looked at this man on my deck with whom I’ve spent my entire adult life and with whom, God willing, I’ll still be eating dinner long after our sleepers have cleared out. And I said, “Okay, but no splaying of my body on the roadway.” </p> <p>The things we do for love.</p> <p><br />This morning, Bishop Chilton Knudsen and I had a conversation in her living room over apfelstrudel and coffee. After two years away working for a community development loan fund, I am returning to full-time diocesan employ in August. We had a lot to talk about. </p> <p>We talked about the mixed signals we lay employees of the Church often feel in a work environment dominated by clerical types. Many of us have discerned that we are called by God to serve as lay people…that ordination isn’t necessary to do, as Rite One says so prettily, “all such good works as thou hast prepared for us to walk in.” But despite that calling, sometimes our ministries are made to feel less important, less like real ministry, than those of our ordained colleagues. </p> <p>The work I did as a communications director in community development and affordable housing was good work. It, too, was ministry. Low income Mainers and underserved communities benefit greatly from the efforts of organizations like the <a href="http://www.genesisfund.org/">Genesis Community Loan Fund </a>. And I never once had a phone call from a member of the press asking about human sexuality or financial misconduct or imminent schism or even “What is your organization’s opinion of the boycott of <em>The Da Vinci Code </em>movie by the Christian Civic League?”</p> <p>My goodness, why go back to work in communications for the Episcopal Church? When I broke the news that I was returning to work for the Diocese to my boss - a wild and deeply caring man who is also cradle Episcopalian and a former senior warden, he smiled and said quietly, “That’s good for you. You should do that, but we will miss you terribly.” It almost broke my heart to part from these wonderful people, but my love for the mission of the Church is so compelling that it’s hard to explain.</p> <p>We do all these crazy things for love. We attend tedious graduation ceremonies and enter dark theaters for mysterious belly dancing recitals. We ride on the back of dangerous two-wheeled vehicles because we know it will please our beloved. </p> <p>We work for a Church that sometimes can’t find its way …when the way and the truth and the life is spelled out for us so simply: Hello, people! Do justice, love mercy, walk humbly with God, fear nothing, love your neighbor, tell the truth, teach your children kindness and respect, honor all people by seeing Christ in them.</p> <p>God expects such hard and crazy things from us.</p> <p>This afternoon I stopped with my sons at our local hardware store to buy rabbit food. </p> <p>I’ve known the owners, Louis and Judy, for 20 years and charge everything I buy there without looking at the price. Their son, Mark, the manager, will glance at the sticker on whatever’s in my hand – a paint brush or a box of nightcrawlers - and say, “You’re all set,” and wave. Their store is as far from a big box as you can get and I will pay anything for it to be here 20 years hence. Today Judy weighed my bag of bunny pellets and wrote it down on a charge slip. Behind me in line my sons waited to buy a candy bar with their own money. They didn’t bother to waste their breath to ask if I’d buy them candy.</p> <p>“Last day of eighth grade!” I said as I stepped aside, smiling because Judy’s known them since they were babies.</p> <p>“Eighth grade!” she exclaimed, handing Colin back his dollar. “My goodness, that’s a big day! This one’s on me.” </p> <p>Perhaps not everything we do for love is hard, but it’s almost always a little crazy.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-55895622869973415352008-06-11T22:12:00.003-04:002008-06-11T22:13:58.604-04:00Martin's Graduation Speech and Awesome Sax SoloHere is Martin graduating from 8th grade at the Center for Teaching and Learning. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HwuBVN5tddc"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HwuBVN5tddc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-56237391670368643702008-05-05T22:01:00.003-04:002008-05-05T22:04:56.566-04:00Proof EnoughLast Sunday evening my family and three others gathered for a picnic supper at the old farmstead that serves as the headquarters of the Damariscotta River Association, a conservation land trust here on Maine’s midcoast.<br /><br />The main reason for our gathering, besides sharing a meal and one another’s company, was to search for spring peepers (pseudacris crucifer) and wood frogs (rana sylvatica) in the DRA’s fresh water marsh just below the farmhouse. Our friend Tom, a biologist, had led a walk in search of frogs and salamanders just two nights before that drew 40 people. His friends, we losers, had missed it, so he and his children, Andrew and Jenny, agreed to host a private peeper hunt.<br /><br />Among our party was Mamiko, a woman in her late fifties who came from Japan to spend this school year teaching Japanese and learning English at our local high school. She lives with our friends Ned and Denise and their sons Abe and Lucas.<br /><br />By the time we finished our potluck meal, the sun was setting over the tidal river beyond the treeline. As we donned hats and zipped jackets, Tom and Andrew stopped to put on waders. I looked down at my Converse All Stars (white) and my sons’ sneakers and experienced a moment of maternal inadequacy. I looked over at my husband Scott and knew, after almost 23 years of practice, that he was just along for the company… if he didn’t get his feet wet and see the diminutive peeper up close, that was just fine with him.<br /><br />Mamiko was wrapped in her full length winter jacket but hatless. On my way out of the house, I had grabbed several wool beanies and still had one in the car. It had been a beautiful spring day but now the air chilled to remind us that spring is a fickle friend to Mainers.<br /><br />“I will get a hat for you, Mamiko,” I gestured the universal sign for hat and ran off. A moment later, with peepers in full voice as dusk dropped quickly upon us, I returned to her. Everyone else had started down the hill to the marsh: Andrew, who is 12, swinging his long-handled net marched ahead and Audrey, who is two, tried to keep up with the big kids despite the uneven grass.<br /><br />“Not many Americans get to do this kind of thing,” I told Mamiko. “This is special. This is rare.” She turned to me as we walked along.<br /><br />“I know,” she said, smiling in her shy way. “I am very happy.” And forgetting to be reserved with her, I put my hand on her shoulder.<br /><br />Earlier Tom had explained that the call of the spring peeper is pitched so high that it makes it almost impossible to identify where the sound is coming from. “They’re only an inch long and you can practically look right at one without seeing it.” Now, down at the marsh’s edge, everyone fanned out with flashlights. After five minutes we’d found a lot of big spiders but no frogs whatsoever. In the dark I’d lost my husband, sons, and Mamiko, but found myself beside my five year-old godson, Lucas, whose responsible and loving mother had supplied him with a headlamp and rubber boots.<br /><br />“Okay, Lukie, I’m depending on you to find a peeper.”<br /><br />“I can hear them but I can’t see them,” he said, earnest but exasperated.<br /><br />“We’re going to have to go closer to the water. Tom said they’d be in the water or on the grass at the edge.” As I stepped closer, a surge of frigid marsh water seeped into my All Stars and socks. I trained my flashlight on the tufts of grass that made cozy little inlets for frogs and searched. After another few minutes in the deafening roar of lovesick frogs, I heard Lucas’s brother call out to him and off he stomped in hope of allying himself with someone with better luck and eyesight.<br /><br />Alone, I realized that the only way I was going to get close enough was if I knelt down in the water. Another plunge and my left leg, knee to ankle, was soaked. Argh. My flashlight probed every little nook of the brown marsh grass for the evidence of just one of the gajillion tiny amphibians making all this racket. It’s obvious that they’re here, so why do I feel compelled to see one? How uncomfortable must I become before I’m rewarded with the proof.<br /><br />After another few moments, I decided to try something. I switched off my light and in a few seconds, I heard a call that was just inches away. I hit the button with a “haHA!” but nothing. I tried it again and the little voice returned from a tuft near my left hand. On with the flashlight, a quick grab, a plop. My light picked up a tiny frog doing a froggy kick in the water. Splash as my hand went in and came up with nothing. Well, I saw the critter at least. That would have to do.<br /><br />Standing up, dripping, cold and happy, I heard a commotion 20 feet away. Andrew had succeeded in catching one in the water. He sloshed over to the edge of the marsh in his waders and we gathered around. “Bring it inland so I can see,” I heard my husband call from higher ground.<br /><br />There it was, a tiny frog, just as we’d been told.<br /><br />How powerful is this need to see with our own eyes, to feel, to taste, to hear, to smell. Though the aural evidence of the presence of peepers was overwhelming, a sound I’ve welcomed every spring of my life, the urge to actually see one and – better still – to hold one for a few seconds was strong. It was strong enough to compel me to get my shoes and jeans soaking wet in the chill of a spring evening, to turn off my flashlight and kneel alone in the dark. It’s not a far leap to liken this human requirement for evidence to how we demand such proof from God.<br /><br />Though when it comes to delivering sensory input, it’s hard to beat the Episcopal Church. The feel of an oil-slickened thumb making the sign of the cross on your forehead; the smell of smoke emanating from the thurible; the sweet taste of the wine; the swell of a well-played organ or a practiced choir; and the sight of the backs and shoulders of your loved-ones – or, better yet, strangers – as they kneel at the rail and wait for their turn or intimate gaze of people’s eyes as you offer the chalice to their lips.<br /><br />These physical points of confirmation give us license to believe the unbelievable. They embolden us to make choices that the world deems foolish. They feed us enough in the way of faith to last until we become faint and doubting again and then provide the space to return to be replenished, week after week, year after year.<br /><br />ee cummings had it right:<br /><br /> <span style="font-style:italic;">how should tasting touching hearing seeing breathing any--lifted from the no of all nothing--human merely being doubt unimaginable You?<br /></span><br />Even if Andrew hadn’t caught a peeper to show around, seeing the quick flash of the little frog in the mucky water would have been enough.<br /><br />I think of my young friend Lucas for whom I couldn’t deliver the goods. Despite my willingness to soak my shoes and pant legs for our efforts, he went over to the big boys who could. But still he’s my friend. In fact, as we climbed back up the hill, he told me and Mamiko all about it. And the warmth of his mittened hand resting securely in mine is proof enough to last awhile.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-52208483375741155172008-04-25T15:39:00.001-04:002008-04-25T15:40:58.156-04:00Hidden ZippersYesterday the ironing crisis in our house reached a critical point. The piles of shirts, skirts, and slacks balanced on a maple rocking chair in my bedroom attained such historic proportions that I could no longer ignore them. At least three dozen articles of clothing – most of them mine because long ago my husband Scott learned to send out his shirts – required the attention of a hot, steamy iron. That doesn’t count the 30 or so linen napkins that graced our table at various dinners from Thanksgiving to New Years, which were washed and then relegated to the realm of forgotten textiles.<br /><br />This is embarrassing and I am loath to reveal it in such a public, Oprah-esque way except that I can’t think of a better way to tell this story.<br /><br />Scott gave the rocking chair to me 20 years ago on my birthday. I’m fond of it but haven’t sat in it for years because, well, because it’s always covered in wrinkled clothing. But in the late fall of 1993, in a different house six miles inland, I moved the rocker from my bedroom to the room across the hall that, with its new dormer and fresh carpet and built-in cupboards, would serve as a nursery for our imminent twins. I bought some lovely watercolory fabric for the curtains with enough left over for a seat and back cushion for the rocker. I figured I’d be spending a lot of time rocking over the next year and I was right. The seamstress I hired did a beautiful job fashioning both the cushions and the curtains, immeasurably better than I could have dreamed of doing myself.<br /><br />Over the next few months the cushions stayed perfect. Then the babies arrived and before long the cushions weren’t so pristine anymore: baby spit-up, stray squirts of breast milk, later juice and gummy cheerios, still later crayon marks and smears of play dough. Though the cushions turned dingy, I never thought of more than spot cleaning them because I assumed that the cushions had been permanently sewn into the covers.<br /><br />Ten years ago, when our sons turned four, we sold that house and moved closer to town. I left the curtains for the new owners, but the cushions and the rocker made their way to our new home. The smart thing to do would have been to chuck the cushions, but I felt the need to keep some remnant of that fabric close at hand. It spoke to me of hundreds of dimly-lighted midnights with a baby or two in my arms, the sweetness of rocking and singing or the desperate whisperings of please please please, darling boy, go back to sleep. In a corner of our new bedroom, the chair began to take on clothes faster than a leaky boat takes on water. Until yesterday, I hadn’t had a visual on those cushions in years.<br /><br />When I removed the ironing for triage, out of the corner of my eye I noticed something I had never seen before: an overlap of fabric indicating a zipper. Fourteen and a half years since I tied them onto the rocker, I realized the covers were removable.<br /><br />“No way.” I said, shaking my head, and in a moment both the back and seat covers were in the machine for a long-delayed bath. The mechanism to keep them clean and fresh had been there all along but my lack of curiosity and the fuss and busyness of daily life had not given me eyes to see.<br /><br />Why is it so easy to get used to the familiar, grimy things in our lives that they become virtually invisible? How many hidden zippers are lurking under our piles of ironing or among our daily comings and goings? What else waits 14 years to be discovered, ripped off and scrubbed clean? Eastertide isn’t a bad time to look for the zippers in our lives – for that quiet moment or that seemingly random encounter that causes you to see something clearly.<br /><br />For many years now I’ve been writing personal essays that start with simple moments of daily modern life and then eventually wend their way to matters of faith. And what a hypocrite I’ve felt each time I’ve written about reconciliation or doing hard things or choosing to act in a Christ-like way. And here’s why: Since 2000, with the exception of one phone conversation when she had by-pass surgery, I haven’t seen or spoken to my sister nor have I made an effort to do so.<br /><br />However, the events of recent months have served as a Gordian knot to reverse this estrangement. I’ll call my sister “Peg” because her story is complicated and not mine to tell. Peg has lived in the Midwest for years, but agreed to come to upstate New York to care 24/7 for our mother in December when Mom was essentially kicked out of a nursing home for refusing to do physical and occupation therapy.<br /><br />In advance of Peg’s arrival, we spoke on the phone several times. The conversations were focused on train fares and arrival times and our mother’s condition. While initially strained because of our long lack of communication, they became remarkably natural and cordial as long as we stayed within the confines of the current situation. Arriving at my mother’s apartment the night before we were to spring her from the nursing home, I felt anxious about seeing Peg after so long. She is 16 years older than I am, and, as the oldest of the four children, she often took care of me, the youngest by many years. Her older son and I grew up more like siblings. Still we never had the close sisterly relationship that I often envy my friends for sharing with their sisters and a sad set of family circumstances led to our years of mutual silence.<br /><br />But there I was at the front door with my bag and my laptop. The gap of eight years, since she last came to New York to make peace with our father who was dying of lung cancer, had pushed her into her sixties and me into my forties and we both stood at the doorway gulping back the shock.<br /><br />Because it was snowing hard, I had called her when I turned off the Utica exit on the Thruway. She had put the tea kettle on. After I dropped my things, we sat at our mother’s kitchen table and drank tea and talked. And talked and talked and talked.<br /><br />Gently and instinctively, we didn’t talk about the past or any hurtful, sorrowful, regretful things. We talked about our families, and our brothers, and what the heck to do about our mother. We talked about today and tomorrow.<br /><br />Here’s the hard truth: On my best day as a Christian, I could not have picked up the phone to call her in the Midwest to start that conversation. My mother’s health crisis became an opportunity, a suddenly revealed zipper that allowed us to whip off the veil that separated us…not completely perhaps...but enough for healing to start.<br /><br />Last week my sister returned to the Midwest. My mother is on her own in a new apartment with meals on wheels and Lifeline. We don’t know how long this equilibrium of our extended and far-flung family life will last but for today, this day, all is well.<br /><br />In the midst of my ironing marathon, my sister called and I happily picked up the phone. We talked about her trip home, her grandchildren, my sons, our mother and how the hard it will be to get through the next four weeks without the TV show Lost.<br /><br />Despite how well this has turned out, I’m frightened to think what other sorrows and difficulties in my life could be redeemed if I choose. What possibilities are there for forging new relationships and challenging old fears and casting aside old stumbling blocks. As one who knows I am lavishly beloved of God, I should be able to open my eyes to see how easy it is to do such things. But without the miraculous grace of the previously unseen zipper and the knowledge of how to work it, I’m not so sure how to start.<br /><br />As I walked back into my bedroom and the pile of clothing on the floor, my eye caught the empty rocking chair. Instead of returning to the ironing, I sat in the chair and turned my face to the familiar cushion: stained, faded but so so so sweet.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-65398059702717621932008-02-27T17:19:00.003-05:002008-02-27T17:24:50.014-05:00The art of being stillIn 1979 a small island in the Southern Caribbean made a bold move by designating the real estate between the high tide mark and 200 feet below the surface a national marine park. Rules require dive boats to use moorings instead of reef-damaging anchors and make illegal spearfishing and the use of diving gloves, lest divers be tempted to touch vulnerable coralheads.<br /><br />Nearly 30 years later Bonaire, one of six islands that comprise the Netherlands Antilles, has done more to preserve the complex ecosystem of the coral reef and the variety and abundance of fish life than anywhere else in the Caribbean. Not only have the Bonairians preserved their natural resource, but they have also ensured steady economic growth by drawing divers to their pristine underwater park year after year. My family has returned to dive off the island ten times over the last 15 years. We’re in a rut, but it’s an awfully nice rut and very affordable once you get there.<br /><br />Diving is something my husband Scott and I have shared throughout our life together. The thrill of seeing a sea turtle or a eagle ray or to swim in the midst of a huge, flock-like school of silversides or to have dolphins frolic along side our boat, binds us in a way that is hard to explain. Scott learned to dive at 14 in the mid-seventies in the murky lakes and frigid quarries of West Virginia. I learned in 1985 in the tropical waters off the Micronesian island of Saipan when we were first married and teachers at the island parochial school.<br /><br />During our most recent trip in January, our twin 14 year-old sons learned to dive. Finally we could dive together as a family. We spent two weeks diving, reading, playing scrabble and gin rummy, and watching the sun set from our porch with boat drinks and snacks – no phone, no email, no computer games, no TV, no diocesan or hospital emergencies that required our response. When we awoke in the morning, the drill was not the mad morning rush to school and work but to drink some tea with a slice of toast, gather our gear bags, squeeze into the bottom half of our wetsuits, and make our way down the dock to the happy camaraderie of the dive boat. “So where we goin’ this morning?” the day’s dive leader would ask.<br /><br />“Salt Pier!”<br /><br />“La Dania’s Leap!”<br /><br />“Carl’s Hill!”<br /><br />“Anywhere, it’s all good!”<br /><br />Under the Caribbean sun we would arrive at the dive site and hoist our air tanks onto our backs, the acrid smell of hot neoprene in our noses. How delicious to let the weight of the gear flip us backwards off the side of the boat into the cool ocean.<br /><br />As a diver, one skill I’ve paid close attention to over the years is controlling my buoyancy. I’ve learned to rise and fall in the water by gauging the amount of air in my lungs and to control my pitch and yawl by the flick of a fin or the twitch of a hand in the water. I’m not an expert – I don’t dive enough for that – but after a dive or two the fluency comes back. By maintaining neutral buoyancy a diver can get close to things…really close. This is important because so much of what goes on in your average coral reef neighborhood is tiny and complicated and if you want to get a sense of the intricacies of life on the reef, you need to be as close and as still as possible.<br /><br />What an honor to be a visitor to this little corner of creation. It takes hundreds of years for the coral reef to grow: one generation of a hundred of species of coral dies to form a minute layer over the great exoskeleton of the reef, a millimeter at a time. One of my favorite things to do, and I taught my sons to do it as well, is to kick back from the reef into the deep water and pause to take in the whole wide expanse of the scene. We’re looking at part of creation that was in this very place doing its silent, magnificent thing at the same time Henry VIII was beginning to grow a teensy bit dissatisfied with Catherine of Aragon, when our boys were shooting themselves to bits at Second Bull Run, and when my grandfather was in the trenches faraway in France. For millennia tiny blue-lipped blennies have bravely defended their two inches of territory, orange frogfish have extended their deceptive lures, the spectacular and shy spotted drum has swum in and out of the hollows of brain coral…over and over and over again. For the past 60 years, since M. Cousteau and his friends figured out how to breath underwater, we humans have been privileged to observe this world for up to 75 minutes at a time.<br /><br />Last month, on the day before we were to fly home and resume our life in Maine, I jumped off the dock with my fins, mask and snorkel. We’d made our last dive earlier in the day and were now allowing all the dissolved nitrogen built up in our blood to dissipate before we flew." (Getting the bends in an airplane is a seriously dumb, seriously dangerous rookiesque thing to do.) Before long, I was swimming 30 feet above the terrain I’d dived inches from a half dozen times in the past two weeks. From the surface I recognized certain distinctive coral heads, a large prickly West Indian Sea Egg, brilliant purple stovepipe sponges and delicate, translucent vase sponges, five different species each of parrotfish, angelfish, damselfish, and butterflyfish, and little groupers called Rock Hinds. I recognized them from 30 feet above only because I already knew them intimately from close at hand. Fish we don’t recognize at depth, we study in our fish books when we surface so we will know them the next time. Divers sport the geeky enthusiasm of birders, we just don’t often talk about it in public.<br /><br />As I paddled around in the gorgeous turquoise, warmer than our mill pond ever gets at mid-summer, I started to finger this essay in my mind. Out of habit and propensity, I often contrast whatever situation I’m find myself in to the state of the Episcopal Church or the nuttiness of trying to live like a Christian in this complicated world. It’s an annoying habit and I’ve tried unsuccessfully to break it. I’ve compromised by only writing about one in five ideas that wash over me. Still, what I was thinking was something like this: If one part of God’s glorious creation - such as the ecosystem of the tropical coral reef – is so amazingly complex and fragile, doesn’t it follow that other parts of creation – the family, the congregation, the diocese, the Church, the Communion – each would be just as complex. Think of how nuanced and complicated the life of any congregation or diocese is. Yet, if we’re on the outside, how easy it is, with a little bit of distant observation, to feel we have captured the nut of a place in the palm of our hands.<br /><br />As a diver at depth, so careful with my breathing to remain close but not intrusive amid the life and death action of the reef, I can observe a world that I don’t belong to. I can learn a lot, but I’ll never be a fish. I’ll never know what causes the Pederson’s Cleaning Shrimp to climb onto that particular anemone. As a snorkler 30 feet above, I can see the bigger coral heads and the bigger fish, but I’ll never see the two-inch blenny defending his little home in the crack before darting back to safety or the baby spotted moray eel poking its head and mouth full of teeth from a burrow.<br /><br />But my inability to really, really know doesn’t stop me from pretending I know the undersea world. In his song, “Laughter,” Bruce Cockburn sang, “A laugh for the dogs barking at our heels, they don’t know where we’ve been. A laugh for the dirty window panes, hiding the love within.” I’ve always loved that line because he calls us on how willing we are to be dismissive of people with whom we don’t agree or with whom we have little in common. We’re especially good at that in the Church.<br /><br />I don’t know how to change that, but scuba diving provides some good lessons: control your breathing, be still, watch carefully, and, for God’s sweet sake, don’t open your mouth.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixTHQmp4GZ5KIViT7SjfktvFNsaIZqMlHVyn4WHLDzLpg-ElvqvmzPgnTTb6Hb8N2uBCB0BfeVhAAoirOy3TRU2w32cfahuuGSHDAqE9ExprwpOJaViQlg9zp2uu3jUzogEWFUlVEWHZc/s1600-h/diving.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixTHQmp4GZ5KIViT7SjfktvFNsaIZqMlHVyn4WHLDzLpg-ElvqvmzPgnTTb6Hb8N2uBCB0BfeVhAAoirOy3TRU2w32cfahuuGSHDAqE9ExprwpOJaViQlg9zp2uu3jUzogEWFUlVEWHZc/s320/diving.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171788731301600514" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-3667537826409702802008-02-27T17:09:00.004-05:002008-02-27T17:18:51.651-05:00Accepting God's daily giftLast August my sons and I made our way downeast to Mount Desert Island for our annual camping trip to Acadia National Park. Our stated goal – my stated goal – is to hike every named peak by the time the boys graduate from high school in 2012. Each year we update a master map of the park by circling the peaks we’ve knocked off. Last year we hiked Sargent and Dorr Mountains and were joined by my non-camping husband on the final morning for a hike up Pemetic.<br /><br />By real mountain standards the peaks of Acadia are only biggish hills, but on clear days the views of the glacial lakes and the outline of the piney islands off the Atlantic coast still take my breath away. This annual trip at the end of summer is a touchstone for our family, a final time together before the new school year to pick the last wild blueberries along the trail, to walk around Bar Harbor with ice cream, and to savor the hot popovers with butter and strawberry jam at the park’s venerable Jordan Pond House.<br /><br />Another touchstone has been reading aloud. From the time they were four or five until last summer when we finished the last Harry Potter book after a six hour marathon ending at 2:30 a.m., we’ve always had a read-aloud going. However, last summer the boys announced that after Harry Potter, we should call it quits. “It’s been fun, Mom, but we prefer to read alone from now on. No offence, okay?”<br /><br />With a hard swallow, I accepted this rare example of twin solidarity. Their tastes are, after all, diverging: Colin reads history and historical novels; Martin prefers contemporary fiction and poetry. And already, at 13, they are commending many hard and wonderful books that I’ve never gotten around to reading.<br /><br />So in August, shoehorned into our tent at the remotest, raccoon-infested corner of Southwest Harbor’s Smugglers Den Campground, the three of us were each to our own book. Martin was sailing around the tent alone with the poetry of Billy Collins, I was halfway through Jeffrey Eugenides’ novel Middlesex, and Colin was reading an anthology of P.G. Wodehouse. (He dressed up as Bertie Wooster for Halloween and was disappointed when our neighbors mistook him for a croquet player). For me, it was sweet – each boy kept interrupting to read lines thereby annoying his brother – but not the same as reading together, immersed in the same book. I missed the plaintive cries of “One more chapter, please, or at least read to an asterisk!” After much phony reluctance, I always gave in.<br /><br />In late November when it came time for Martin’s eighth grade conference, he shared with us the following poem he wrote early in the school year.<br /><br />“Daily Gift”<br />“Each one is a gift, no doubt,<br />mysteriously placed in your walking hand<br />or set upon your forehead<br />moments before you open your eyes.”<br />- Billy Collins, “Days”<br /><br />--<br />The first thing I hear<br />are the birds.<br /><br />I am lying in a snug sleeping bag,<br />eyes closed,<br />absorbing the whistles<br />and tweets.<br /><br />The second sound is the tap<br />of raindrops on a nylon tent<br />as they trickle from soggy trees.<br /><br />The final noise<br />in my semi-asleep state<br />is the kettle reaching its boiling point.<br /><br />Now I am awake.<br /><br />I rise,<br />a zombie of the campground,<br />hair untamed,<br />and glare through trash-bag eyes:<br /><br />a nocturnal adolescent<br />sore from hiking.<br /><br />I clamber out of my cave<br />and utter the first word<br />of a fresh day:<br /><br />“Coffee.”<br /><br /><br />Who knows what this day,<br />this gift,<br />will bring.<br /><br />I only know one way<br />to find out.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">- Martin Shott</span><br /><br />How I wish I had Martin’s trash-bag eyes to see each new day as it is delivered to my bedside. In this new year, how I wish that we Episcopalians could focus on the gifts so freely and lavishly given to each of us by God: our capacity to love and our freedom to commit ourselves to whomever we choose; the thousands of opportunities available to serve those without a voice in our society and in the wider world. These gifts are already ours, no matter where General Convention stands on the matter at any given time or whether some among us have chosen to leave the Church altogether.<br /><br />Years ago, my college’s chapter of Intervarsity Christian Fellowship invited a Presbyterian minister from Charlottesville to preside at an evening called, “Hard Questions.” It was meant to be a particularly intriguing and evangelical night, drawing students who wouldn’t ordinarily attend one of our weekly meetings. We were hopeful this Presbyterian dude would be good on the stump. (Our local Episcopal priest who faithfully attended our meetings was a genial, laid back guy and glad to escape the hot seat.) While I recall we drew a good crowd including a couple of lively agnostics, I can only remember two sure things about the evening: one is that the Presbyterian guy had a beard and the other is his response to question, “How can you explain terrible things that happen in the world?”<br /><br />I had just read the Grand Inquisitor chapter of The Brothers Karamozov and was interested to see where he would go with the answer. I was also interested because my comfort level with my friends’ confidence in a fairly rigid Evangelical view of faith was beginning to shift. At the same time I was terrified of being left as a castaway to grapple alone with an increasing number of questions and an emerging vision of what it could mean to be a Christian. So I listened to the Presbyterian intently.<br /><br />He said something close to this: A countless number of horrible things happen to people that we can’t explain, no one disputes that. But the Bible gives us a clue by fully explaining that God the Creator loved humankind deeply enough to redeem us by the incarnation, death, and resurrection of Jesus, the Son of God. All the details are there, all the explanation is there. It’s the most complex and most horrifying deal in all of history, but God has seen fit to reveal it to us fully. A god who will explain an event of such magnitude…one that demonstrates such abounding love for creation… is a god who can be trusted with millions of things – the tragedies and the mysteries – we can’t explain in the world.<br /><br />While I was disappointed with the answer at the time, I’ve found that I’ve remembered it for almost 25 years. The gifts are there. The child is born, and we know the how and why. While I miss the gift of reading to my sons, the closeness and the sweetness of it, their sharing of the books they read alone takes us new places and bestows its own gifts. I need to learn to let old gifts go and new gifts emerge, but it’s not easy.<br /><br />Hark, friends, and listen closely in this New Year. Each day as you wake remember what you know is true; remember you are well-loved. Remember it is worth the struggle to climb out of your cozy tent and into the new day to accept whatever’s out there.<br /><br />Just ask Martin, he’ll tell you.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrQDFcQ6v9noeoWkc6FVPb3AEB5ze2YaDFauuo5JOcyOw8pbKDbuAqJsfPvgh_frGwT97sN5PT_UN_-WQbZJyoT6LBR7tVnKwg1jK3WR9I-jl4VsK13OH2967I_PoBNQDieO2b8KqVvUE/s1600-h/laddertrail.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrQDFcQ6v9noeoWkc6FVPb3AEB5ze2YaDFauuo5JOcyOw8pbKDbuAqJsfPvgh_frGwT97sN5PT_UN_-WQbZJyoT6LBR7tVnKwg1jK3WR9I-jl4VsK13OH2967I_PoBNQDieO2b8KqVvUE/s320/laddertrail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171787743459122418" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-18901931467566528272008-02-08T12:36:00.000-05:002008-02-08T12:41:39.431-05:00Big Jon's tattooThis was posted yesterday on the Facebook group, Episcopal Diocese of Maine.<br /><br /><br />Perhaps a first!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwy7-m8t0MVmdce_9Esg-nqPApz9TtMif-KHi_rkj71iZo-joMGsypKGGNtqvMnKu0TpOCECi5ugcKBF8B3duekmNkEVqFd5OeRY6APUjEYlcuNs45Frvn1yzXbVWBMohawEdsuFTznhM/s1600-h/ectat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwy7-m8t0MVmdce_9Esg-nqPApz9TtMif-KHi_rkj71iZo-joMGsypKGGNtqvMnKu0TpOCECi5ugcKBF8B3duekmNkEVqFd5OeRY6APUjEYlcuNs45Frvn1yzXbVWBMohawEdsuFTznhM/s320/ectat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164665700551657842" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-59112498697456723632007-12-27T10:43:00.000-05:002007-12-27T10:44:20.762-05:00Displacing the Blame<p>It all started when Jerry Hames <a href="http://www.episcopalchurch.org/81834_85851_ENG_HTM.htm">decided to retire </a>as the editor of <em>Episcopal Life </em>at the end of June. My friend Tracy Sukraw, editor of the Diocese of Massachusetts’ paper <em>The Episcopal Times</em>, and I wormed an invitation to his goodbye party in New York as the surprise guests. We figured a surprised and delighted Jerry Hames would be a marvelous sight to behold. And, you know, it was.</p> <p>On the morning of, Tracy flew from Boston and I flew from Portland, Maine. We found each other and took the AirTrain (seven bucks from JFK to Manhattan!) to midtown. Because this was just a quick trip and we’d be walking around all day, we limited ourselves to one shoulder bag. Mine was stuffed, and I kept needing to take things out of it to get to what I wanted at the bottom. I sensed this was not a good way to live, but without a convenient place to drop our bags (we were spending the night way uptown), I had no choice. Perhaps that I would lose something was inevitable. But, as I discovered when I tried to start my car back at the Portland airport several days later, losing my key ring was truly unfortunate.</p> <p>If Jerry Hames was less wonderful and if Tracy was less game, I would never have gone to New York last June and lost my all my keys…keys to both of our cars, keys to the Diocesan House, keys to the Genesis Fund and its post office box and the key to my mother-in-law’s house that I’m still afraid to tell her I lost. The only reason I didn’t lose the key to our house is because we never lock our doors. That small mercy compensates for hardly anything at all.</p> <p>Three weeks ago when I arose at 4 a.m. to drive to Stittville, New York, (same state – different universe) to take my mother to the hospital for surgery, I jiggled my coat pocket to listen for my keys. Clang, clang they sounded and I figured I was good to go. At 5:30 a.m. when I inserted my car key into the ignition after a coffee run at the Kennebunkport rest stop, I thought, “Gee, this feels funny.” I turned on the light and discovered I was holding my husband’s key ring. </p> <p>Rut-roe.</p> <p>Because I had lost my key to his car in June, one of the keys splayed out on my palm was the only key to his car in existence. That his keys were in my coat pocket is an uninteresting story that involves impatience, laundry, and designated driving and I won’t bore you with it, but that doesn’t change the fact that I was on a trip of undetermined length with the only key to my beloved’s car in my possession. Actually, when I woke Scott up at 6:30, he took it well. He knows Jerry Hames and likes him very much, “It’s Jerry Hames’ fault,” I said into my cell phone somewhere on I-495.</p> <p>“I don’t think so,” my car-less husband said. </p> <p>Scott borrowed a friend’s car to take our son to school and I fed-exed the keys from the road.</p> <p>So yesterday afternoon, when I couldn’t find my wallet in my mother’s hospital room in Utica, New York, I thought back to the moment earlier that day as I sat in my car in the parking garage. “Should I take my wallet into the hospital or lock it in the car?” I pondered a moment, consulting my wiser self. “Take it, because you need someplace to put the money you get back from the cafeteria.”</p> <p>Ah, the wisdom of<em> moi</em>.</p> <p>The previous evening my brother Brad, his girlfriend Lisa, and I were in the hospital dining room while they were working on our mom in the Intensive Care Unit. It had been quite a bad day with a worrisome close shave with the dreaded and invasive ventilator. Three weeks after surgery and we were back to the ICU. Brad hadn’t eaten and the cafeteria was closed for business, but you could buy sandwiches from a sort of automat machine. “Here, Sweetie,” I said, “I’ll buy you a sandwich. The turkey doesn’t look too bad.”</p> <p>I put a ten in, retrieved the $2.25 sandwich, and waited for my $7.75…which didn’t come. The maintenance man patrolling the dining room told me to return the next day and the cafeteria people would refund my change. So that’s why I took my wallet into the hospital - because of the turkey sandwich situation. My wallet, it turns out, probably never made it past the parking garage. Later, I retraced my steps, talked with Security, poked through the garbage cans and finally left my name and number at the main desk. My mother had 20 bucks stashed away that I could use for tolls and I had a gas card in my glove compartment. I would make it back to Maine and I did.</p> <p>Before I left the hospital, I called Scott at home. That morning we’d had a little tiff on the phone about some wet laundry I thought he should have noticed and put in the dryer without being prompted. “How do you walk past a basket of wet laundry a dozen times and not notice it?” I asked, befuddled. </p> <p>“How was I supposed to know it was wet?” he cried.</p> <p>From the parking garage I called to ask him to cancel our credit cards, I said, “Hi, it’s me. Please don’t be mad.” And when I told him what had happened, you know, he wasn’t.</p> <p>Blame is a funny thing. As someone who has worked for the Church for a long time, I’ve seen a lot of blame passed back and forth. Anyone who follows the episcoblogs can’t escape the winding gyres of blame that circle each new development. I’ve always been pleased that I wrote an <a href="http://heidoville.blogspot.com/2007/10/cemetary-ettiquette-2003.html">essay</a> about which both Gene Robinson and Kendall Harmon seemed to agree.</p> <p>The need to place blame is so human, so natural we’re hardly aware when we’re doing it. </p> <p>Over the weekend I started reading Barbara Brown Taylor’s “Leaving Church: A Memoir of Faith.” Though I still work for the diocese as a consultant, my family and I, once so involved in parish life, have kept our distance for the past few years. Scott was senior warden and chair of the last Search Committee. He played guitar at the family Eucharist every Sunday for years. Then suddenly something broke for us, and we’ve never quite been able to figure out what it was. We’ve visited other nearby churches, warm and welcoming all, but ultimately we believe in being involved in the community where we live. This is our church, but we feel removed from it and we’re stuck in a hard, sad place. </p> <p>Taylor’s book is certainly told from a clergy point-of-view but, having lived the oxymoronic life as a “lay professional,” I understand her journey. The need to blame others for my lapse as a churchgoer is palpable. If only, if only. But ultimately I’m responsible for my own stuff. That’s what we’re trying so hard and so rigorously to impress upon our young teenage sons. You don’t like that grade in math? Oh…maybe you should try harder. You want an I-tunes gift card? Oh…maybe you should mow a neighbor’s yard. </p> <p>But here’s the thing: I hate being responsible when it’s so comforting to blame others for bad things happening or good things not being done. On Saturday night if Brad hadn’t said, “Let’s go down to the dining room,” I never would have lost my wallet. In June, if Jerry Hames hadn’t retired, I never would have lost my keys in New York.</p> <p>But here’s one more thing: Once you start owning up, it gets a lot easier. On Saturday morning, I stepped into my mother’s hospital room with a chocolate frosted donut as a peace offering. The word on the sibling street was that she blamed me for all the complications that had caused her to be back in the hospital instead of living independently in her own home. I had pushed her into a dangerous surgery and look what had happened. </p> <p>But when I stepped to the threshold of her door, she held up her index finger to me, as though she were on an important phone call…but she wasn’t. She was in the midst of a very, very serious bout of congestive heart failure and had called for help. Nurses and respiratory therapists streamed into the room on either side of me. </p> <p>Her struggle for breath was frightening. It reminded me of the brief days seven years before when my father was poised between this life and the next: the feeling that together we – he on one side and I on the other – were on the verge of something else, something unknown and slightly reckless. On Saturday my mother struggled for breath under the oxygen mask while we waited for a room in the ICU and for the three diuretics they had given her to kick in to relieve the fluid buildup in her lungs. I sat on her bed and sang all the old hymns I still knew by heart. She pulled off her mask and whispered, “Sing ‘How Great Thou Art’”, and I obliged the best I could. </p> <p>If, as my siblings had warned me, she blamed me for pushing her into this awful, vulnerable place, she didn’t say it then. My mother held my hand and whispered, “I knew you’d come.”</p> <p>Maybe I am to blame for the complications of my mother’s medical condition. Maybe we’re to blame for our restlessness with our congregation. Maybe we are all to blame for the current fracture of our church. But maybe blame doesn’t matter. Maybe blame is irrelevant to God. Maybe what’s important is simply showing up to church every Sunday and to every goodbye party we can manage whether we’re invited or not.</p> <p>Maybe Jerry Hames isn’t to blame for my lost keys after all and maybe ten dollars isn’t too much to pay for my brother’s turkey sandwich.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-65317510387081586562007-10-29T20:03:00.000-04:002007-10-29T20:05:09.594-04:00O, the mighty gulf<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">My mom, Audrey, is 84 years old and lives alone in my tiny hometown in upstate New York. For about five years, she’s used a walker because she needs a hip replacement. She can’t have a hip replacement because she refuses to have a heart valve replaced and no orthopedist will touch her unless she does. Last Wednesday morning she was scheduled for surgery to stop intestinal bleeding. But then suddenly she wasn’t.</span></span> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">In the midst of getting ready to go to work and rustling my sons off to school, I called my brother, Brad, to remind him that I’d placed her living will in her purse before I returned home to Maine a few days before. “Well, it doesn’t matter, Heid,” he said with a huff. “She’s refusing to have the operation. She’s afraid she’ll die.” </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“You’re kidding me,” I hissed. This is the woman who 18 hours before said over the phone that she had the peace that passeth all understanding.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">It had been a long few weeks for both of us – for Brad because he lives next door and is the “first responder” – her go-to guy – and me because I’d come out to New York – a seven hour drive – to take care of her when she arrived home after eight inconclusive days in the hospital. We had a nice couple of hours sitting and talking, my mother reminiscing fondly (now that he’s dead) about her long and bumpy life with my dad and telling me tidbits about neighbors and family members that she forgets to mention when we talk on the phone. Then suddenly, things went wrong. You’ll have to trust me on this, because anything more gets into the realm of too-much-information. </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">After an initial, highly alarming crisis and a call to her doctor, we tried to settle down to sleep. She called to me in the night and I thought it was my son, Colin, calling. I thought I was at home in Maine…not in the spare room in what we call the “front apartment.” </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">After shaking off the confusion, I tended to her in the night, twice, three times, and in the morning we tried to leave for the hospital but she was too weak and dizzy to make it the last 25 feet to my car. “Do you want me to call for an ambulance?” I asked. It was a dumb question. She leaned deeply over her walker and I thought, “Shit, this is it.” I called 911 and returned to her, rubbing circles on her back while we waited. </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“That feels good,” she said. “It feels good when you rub my back like that.”</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">I remember my mother rubbing my back when I was small and afraid to go to sleep or when I was sick. “I’ll pull out my old nursing tactics,” she’d say brightly. My mother, an army nurse during World War II, nursed many of the men who survived the Bataan death march when they returned to the states at the end of the war. She told stories of how they would rally for their families and girlfriends who came across the country to see them and then die shortly after the jubilant visitors departed. She told of how she painted all of their toenails bright red while they slept to cheer them up and then had to fess up when a general visited the ward the next morning. “Who did this?” the general bellowed, the story goes. “I timidly said, ‘I did,’ and the General roared with laughter.” And my mother always laughs at that sweet memory. But here she was at 84, dizzy and weak and waiting for the ambulance in the dingy garage of the front apartment. I rubbed her back.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">My mother is a Southern Baptist, and we don’t talk much about religion anymore. She thinks I’m nuts and I think she’s nuts and we generally get along fine. </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The previous evening, having been away from the piano for more than a week while she was in the hospital, she sat down to play. Between the ages of 11 and 14, when I started hitching rides to a more liturgical church and several years before I found myself at the door of an Episcopal church as a college freshman, I learned a whole lot of Baptist hymns and Gospel songs. Downstairs my mother started to play a song from the 1970s, <em>Because He Lives </em>by Bill Gaither. I know the chorus by heart; it goes like this:</span></p> <blockquote style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Because He lives I can face tomorrow Because He lives All fear is gone. Because I know-oh-oh, He holds the future And life is worth the living Just because He lives.</span></blockquote> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Frankly, I’ve spent the last 27 years trying to forget that song and others like it. It’s not that I don’t believe that Jesus lives or that knowing Jesus doesn’t make life worth living, but because…</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">And that’s the problem, I thought as I stood in the upstairs hall listening to her play, suddenly I don’t know why I hate that simplistic, unnuanced, goofy music, because, whatever else it is, it is a balm to her in this frightening time of illness and worry. It’s her centering prayer, her compline, her Taize, her Eucharist. </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Before long, we were stationed in an acute bay in the emergency room at St. Elizabeth’s Hospital in Utica. Nurses milled about asking questions. “She was just discharged yesterday,” I said from a chair in the corner. “Shouldn’t you have all that information?” They glared at me. I’m not used to this in a hospital. My husband is an administrator at a small, community hospital on the Maine coast where we know everybody. We’re used to big-hearted people but here my mom was just an 84 year-old female patient who presented with thus and so.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The nurses shifted her in her bed. “My mom’s a nurse,” I gambled. They perked up and looked at her. “You are!” Suddenly Mrs. Stukey was a person.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">In the afternoon with my mother finally settled after hours in the ER, I drove back to her place and embarked on some industrial strength cleaning. Old ladies with walkers and bad eyesight who are too proud to pay someone to clean for them are prone to harboring crumbs in their toasters and all manner of splorches on their kitchen linoleum. I also had promised to find her living will, health care proxy, and power of attorney. After cleaning the kitchen, I was rummaging around in the curious mix of junk in her desk…ancient family photos, a TV Guide from last winter, never sent Christmas cards from 1964, and this month’s phone bill…when Brad walked in.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Here’s the truth: my brother Brad and I have spoken more in the last three weeks than we have in the entire time since he left home to learn to fly helicopters in 1973. We never felt we had much in common. We were busy with our own lives and work and families. He lived in Alaska for many years near our older brother. I’ve lived in Maine for most of my adult life. Like most families, ours is complicated in its own Tolstoyian way – the inner workings of which are of little interest to anyone outside the circle. But here’s another truth: I really like him. He sat on the sofa while I went through the desk. I chucked papers and photos at him to look at. We found controversial documents about our dead aunt’s estate and rehashed the drama.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Come on, let’s go down to the VFW for a beer,” he said when I’d found the papers I was looking for and stashed the rest back in the drawers.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“No,” I said, smiling. “I promised Mom I’d come back over to St. E’s tonight.”</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Come on, Heid,” he cajoled.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Really, no, there’s a certain type of bar I won’t go to,” I said. “When I was little, Dad dragged me to bars all over the place.” I named a number of them.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Dad took you into LBJ’s?” he said, eyes wide. “What a dive, I wouldn’t go in that place.”</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Didn’t he take you to bars, too?” I asked. I always assumed my older siblings were dragged to bars as well.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“No,” he shook his head, still stunned at the differences in our childhoods. “No, he never did.”</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“C’mon, I’ll walk you back to your house,” I said, and swung my arm through his, so deeply tanned and strong.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">A week later Brad and I were on the phone after Mom’s refusal to have surgery. “I’ll come right out,” I said. “I’ll talk some sense into her.” So after making arrangements for kids’ activities and work, with a Michael Chabon novel to listen to on CD, back to New York I went.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">With surgery declined, St. Elizabeth’s discharged my mother to one of three fates: eat food and bleed; drink fluids and grow weak; have surgery and return to health. When I arrived at the front apartment, she was obviously happy to be home. Her choice was to drink fluids until she got her nerve up to have the surgery. She had a permanent IV line dangling from her black and blue arm. </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Still mad at her for refusing to have surgery, I couldn’t refrain from a snide remark, “What happened to the peace that passeth all understanding, Mom?” I was standing over her. She had lost about 15 pounds in three weeks. She was small and wrinkled in her easy chair, and I instantly felt like a supercreep for jabbing at her faith.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“I was so scared. An anesthesiologist came in last night and said, ‘Wow, you’re a serious heart risk,’ and walked out. It scared the pants off me. I couldn’t sleep and when Brad got there this morning, I told him I couldn’t go through with it.”</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Sighing, I sat down on the arm of the sofa. Even if Jesus lives, even if life is worth the living, it can still be scary. And the fact is that right now, life is scary for my mother. Maybe what she needs to be brave is to see the face of Jesus in her children, no matter how imperfect they are. Being cynical about her simple, abiding faith shouldn’t be a part of how I live out my faith…so exquisite at times with its shades of gray and intriguing dappled colors. </span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“I’m sorry, Mom,” and bent down to kiss her hair before taking my bag upstairs to the spare room where as a little girl I had often slept when my sister – married so young – lived here in the late sixties. Downstairs I heard Mom move her walker over to the piano. She was playing “At Calvary,” and the fourth verse popped into my head:</span></p> <blockquote style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">O, the love that drew salvation’s plan O, the grace that brought it down to man O, the mighty gulf that God did span, At Calvary. </span><p><span style="font-size:100%;">Mercy there was great and grace was free.<br />Pardon there was multiplied to me.<br />There my burdened soul found liberty<br />At Calvary.</span></p></blockquote> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Preach it, Mom,” I whispered.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-48151556257972796112007-10-10T17:50:00.000-04:002007-10-10T18:03:31.412-04:00My Fernandos - November 2006<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"Let me say, with the risk of appearing ridiculous, that the true revolutionary is guided by strong feelings of love.” </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">– Che Guevara</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">One evening several weeks ago Scott, Martin, Colin, and I arrived home from another great dinner at Suzuki Sushi in Rockland to find our answering machine blinking. As I barked commands like “JAMMIES!” and “Right to bed! No fiddling around!” I walked over and hit the message button. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">For a moment there was dead air and then out of the silence a plaintive male voice sang a pop tune I’d hoped never to hear again: </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">“There was something in the air that night,The stars were bright, Fernando…”</span> Then a pause, before</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">“MAKE IT STOP!!!!” he shouted and hung up.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Dave</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The first time I saw Dave was one evening early in September 1981 as I clambered through a window of a boys’ dorm. Because we went to a Christian college, you could only visit an opposite gender floor two nights a week and on Sunday afternoons…with the door open. But during freshman orientation, the rules were marginally relaxed. That evening I was looking for Scott, then my boyfriend, to no avail. Finally I thought to walk around the outside of his dorm and look in the first floor window of our friends Keith and Jim’s room. Bingo. Scott, Keith, Jim and a tall, skinny fellow I didn’t know were sitting around talking. I knocked on the window and gestured for them to let me in. Though it was strictly taboo (Jim, on orientation staff, balked a bit), I hauled myself over the window frame, jumped down and kissed Scott hello.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">He and I had spent the summer on campus. I worked as a short order cook at a coffee shop in Rockport, Massachusetts. Scott had an internship at a recording studio. We’d had a very cozy summer and were deeply attached to one another. I think at the time we referred to it as love, but there’s something about the passage of 25 years, two kids, thousands of shared meals, and millions of words – a truly remarkable number of them genial - that cause me to think that what we shared that summer was something sweet, but not quite love.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The guys introduced me to Dave, a freshman from outside Philadelphia. He seemed a little shocked by my blatant disregard for everything he had just learned in orientation about “Open Dorm” and the punishments awaiting blatant disregarders.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">“Ah, this is what upperclassmen do?” I recall him asking. I was mostly struck that as an sophomore I didn’t feel so upperclass.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So we all became friends. Dave, it turned out, after emerging from his initial freshman goofiness, was one smart boy, one scary smart boy. We all enjoyed a little playful intellectual sparring, but Dave had the ability to raise the level of discourse to an uncomfortably high level. Not only was he smart, but he was also a tall, handsome guitar player who played in a band with Scott. Our Davey broke many hearts.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Except for a few years when he was in grad school in Canada, we’ve never been out of touch. Once he and Scott were messing around in our living room in Bluefield, West Virginia, and Dave cut his elbow on the sharp corner of a car stereo which for some reason was sitting on our new white carpet. After the initial yelp, the three of us looked in silence at the inch long wound gaping open on his arm. After a second, with wisdom and compassion, I cried, “Don’t bleed on my rug!” Many years later he was standing in my kitchen eating an English muffin when I came home from the ultrasound that told Scott and me that we were going to have twins. Dave is the only man I’ve ever shown my c-section scar to, (though, as I think of it, he’s the only one who’s ever asked to see it.) For the last ten years, since the advent of email, he’s made it his regular practice to send a note with the subject line “word.” In the text is difficult word and I am expected to write back a fabulously clever sentence using the word that is both erudite and funny. Some times it takes me a couple of hours to make the grade. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When our boys were babies, it was Dave who picked up a tiny Martin from his car seat at Shaw’s Fish and Lobster Wharf and held him aloft over the wooden table. “This is Martin,” he said in a deep voice, “Destroyer of Worlds.” As they learned to talk we taught the boys to call him Uncle No.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">One afternoon a few years ago, before Dave moved from New Haven to Miami, we met him at a funeral home in Newport, Rhode Island. Our friend Jim had lost his mother and we wanted to be with him. After the calling hours were over, Jim, Dave, Scott and I went to dinner. The sweetness of that meal, at such a tender time in the life of one among us and in the company of these three men with whom I’ve shared my adult life, remains a remarkable gift. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When we got Dave’s “Fernando” message earlier this fall, Scott went right upstairs to his office to call him in Miami. When a dear friend has the tune of a dreadful ABBA song stuck in his head, the only right thing to do is to intervene immediately. As I commandeered the boys into bed, I could hear Scott talking and laughing on the phone. On impulse, I walked to our bedroom and picked up the extension. “So are you coming for Thanksgiving or not?” I interrupted. The prospect of inviting him had not yet emerged, so my challenge was a surprise to all three of us.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">“Maybe,” said the eternally free agent, “maybe not.” When he called a week or so later to say that he was $500 poorer because of me, I must admit I was surprised he’d called my bluff.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">“Terrific,” I said. “wunderbar! magnifique!”</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Last Wednesday the boys and I went to the airport in Portland to fetch Dave. Because we were a little late, I sent Martin to intercept him while Colin and I parked. We walked in to see them at the top of escalator. Dave was smiling at Martin, incredulous, I knew, at how much a child can change in two years. Martin and Colin were thrilled with the visit because Dave figures so largely into so many of their Dad’s best stories. I was happy because this brilliant, lanky, handsome man walking down the airport stairs, my beloved son wrapped in the crook of his arm, knows all about me and loves me still.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">For five days, when he wasn’t watching stupid guy movies with my husband and sons, we talked non-stop. We barely left the house and no one in the entire household felt a huge compulsion to change out of their jammies. We drank coffee and ate Thanksgiving leftovers and talked some more.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">On Sunday night Scott and Colin, who were both coming down with colds, turned in early. Martin, Dave and I stayed up talking about who knows what. After awhile though I realized it was a school night and started turning off lights. Martin took his book to bed, and I went in to brush my teeth and take out my contacts. As I stepped out of the bathroom and turned to the boys’ room to say goodnight, I stopped as I turned the corner. Dave was sitting in the comfy chair between the boys’ beds where I sit to read to them. Relaxed, legs crossed and speaking quietly, Dave was intent upon Martin. Our boy, on his side and leaning up on his elbow, was listening. It was a private moment: a boy with his Uncle No – a cool, funny non-parental type taking him, this boy on the cusp of 13, seriously. That’s a gift Scott and I can’t give our sons no matter how much we love them.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I turned away from the door and clambered into my own bed. Scott was doing one of those fiendishly hard Sudoku puzzles that I can’t do. He does them to taunt me. When he finishes one he shakes the book in my face and cries, “Ha HA! Another victory!” But just now, he said, “I think Davey-dave has had a good time with us, don’t you, wifely?”</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">“Yeah,” I said, picking up my book and putting a pair of cheapie drugstore reading glasses over the front of my regular glasses, my latest bifocal prevention strategy. Down the hall I heard the tinkle of Martin’s laugh. “Yeah, I think he did.” </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Scott turned to look at me as I spoke and got aload of my eyewear. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">“Don’t. Say. A. Word.”</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">This afternoon I am sitting on the porch reading the Sixth District Court column in the Lincoln County News (Each week I keep hoping for second report of unlawful Viagra possession, but I fear such a delicious news item comes around only once in life. Today it is mostly speeding, OUIs and possession of undersized clams.) I hear a noise in the mudroom and Martin walks to the porch to say the Fed Ex guy has left a package. I figure it is something Scott has ordered but am surprised to see the long narrow box addressed to me. FTD.com?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">At the kitchen counter, Martin and I open the package to discover 18 roses in white, coral and shades of pink. They’re beautiful, but I still can’t imagine what to think. Who would send roses to me?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I ask Martin, “Martin, who would send roses to me?” He shrugs and gives me a puzzled look that says he really, really, really can’t imagine someone doing such a thing. As I open the card, though, it all comes clear.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">“There is only love.. Fernando”</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">As I place them in a vase, I look out the kitchen window. At this time of year in Maine, the days are very short. But even though it is almost dark, already the stars are bright.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Copyright © 2006 All rights reserved.</span><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-10859311250212536742007-10-10T17:47:00.000-04:002007-10-10T17:49:32.884-04:00It Will All Even Out in the End<p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">When our boys were toddlers, one of their favorite toys was a doctor's kit. A white plastic case with easy latches, it contained a stethoscope, a syringe, tweezers and several other medical gadgets all oversized and made of brightly colored plastic. They loved to make me lie of the rug and pretend to be sick. They would minister to me with their instruments, checking my heart, my eyes, my ears in turn. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">At two or three, because they were beginning to distinguish between reality and fantasy, they needed to check in with me every few minutes.</span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> "You just pretending, Mama?" Marty might ask. I would open my eyes. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"You okay?" Colin would look alarmed as the possibility that we had shifted into some other reality occurred to him. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Two huge heads on either side would loom over me, tools at the ready. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"I'm fine," I would say, sitting up and gathering them in my arms. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">In their state of coming to know the world around them and their place in it, my wellness and ability to care for them was an elemental fact. In playing doctor, I saw on their faces the first inkling of understanding that what they do might matter. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">A few weekends ago, Maine experienced its first taste of summer. The black flies, making up for lost time, were ravenous and plentiful. We've lived in this house for seven years but I've never really tackled the small flower beds that lie among the big granite outcrops that rise from the ground near the pond. The boys were in and out of the water all day, whooping it up and splashing. While I lugged wheelbarrows full of soil and compost down to the beds, Scott carried the little outboard from the garage and mounted it on Marty's old inflatable dingy. After fueling the motor, a father and son seamanship refresher course ensued and was sweet to watch from the rocks. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">When we finally came inside at the end of the day, I took a good look at Marty, my fair child. Around his eyes were a half dozen bright red welts and many more at the back of his neck and on the tender skin behind his ears. I gave the back of my own neck an empathetic rub and my hand came away wet with a smear of blood and a squashed black fly. "You little sucker," I muttered. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"Let me see," said Marty, standing on his toes to look at the back of my neck. "Ouch, that must be itchy, Mom." </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"Yeah. Oh well," I said. "C'mere and let me put some Cortaid on the bites so you don't scratch and make them worse." </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">By bedtime, the temptation to scratch the back of my own neck was fierce. I found myself puttering around in the upstairs bathroom with Colin. His complexion is swarthier and the black flies seem to pass over him for the choicer morsels like Marty and me. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"Let me see," said Colin after listening to my whining. I bent over and held my hair back with my hand. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"Dang," he said and started counting. "Fourteen. You want me to put some medicine on them for you?" </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"Would you?" I asked from under my hair. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"Sure." </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The sensation of Colin gently dabbing each of the welts with a bit of cortisone ointment was new to me. He wasn't pretending as he would when he was a toddler. He was really caring for me. And suddenly standing with my head upside down in the middle of the bathroom, I felt the balance of my life begin to swing. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">One midnight a few years ago, while waiting for a red eye flight at LAX, I ventured into one of the airport newsstands to buy some cheesy souvenirs for Scott and the boys. One that caught my eye was a long, narrow block of acrylic filled with two liquids, a fixed palm tree and two free floating windsurfers. The heavier liquid at the bottom was a deep blue. The lighter liquid was clear. By swinging it back and forth in my hands, I could get a wave motion going. Sometimes there was more blue liquid on the left, sometimes more on the right, and the two intrepid windsurfers bobbed along the surface right behind <i>California</i> printed in scripty letters on the outside. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The last 11 years of parenting have demanded so much unselfishness from us, so much putting aside of our own preferences (uninterrupted sleep in the early years, for example) on behalf of our children. With Colin's gentle ministrations, I saw that the tide might just begin to turn. Over the next decades, God willing, we will care for each other until such time, as I'm beginning to see with my own aging mother, the care will shift more and more often with me on the receiving end. As I think of this continuum of caring, I see it in all of my close relationships. When we were in college and everyone's financial stability was constantly shifting, we had a phrase among our friends: "It will all even out in the end." You buy the pizza tonight, and I'll get it next time. You put up with my little tantrum today, and I'll put up with yours next week. And it worked, except for one three week period in the Soviet Union when we were short of hard currency and our friend Richard had to pay for drinks in the hotel bar night after night. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">When Colin was finished treating me, I walked into his bedroom and picked the California paperweight from his bedside table. The heavy blue liquid spilled fluidly from one side to the other, first engulfing the palm tree on one side and then, on the other, surrounding the indentation where you could stick a pen or pencil. The two windsurfers gimbaled across the top, constantly tossed but maintaining their equilibrium. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"What are you doing?" asked Colin as he walked past me to pick up his Herodotus from the floor and flop into bed. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"I'm messing with this thingee here," I said, hoping to cement the power of my recent epiphany by watching the waves. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"It doesn't make you look too smart, Mrs. Brilliance." </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"No?" I turned to gaze at this smartass child I had spawned. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"You're a grown-up playing with a cheap airport souvenir for no particular reason while I'm trying to read ancient Greek history." I acknowledged that this was true but I must have looked sad because he changed his expression. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"What's wrong?" he said, looking alarmed that he might have taken the joke too far. "Are you okay?" I put the paperweight back on his nightstand and sat down beside him on the bed. </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"I'm fine," I said and gathered him in my arms.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /> Copyright © 2005 All rights reserved.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-38849173014768778942007-10-08T19:10:00.000-04:002007-10-08T19:15:10.880-04:00Lost and Found by Faith - February 2005<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Here is a list of things lost somewhere in our house right now:</span></p> <ul style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">One Birkenstock sandal (right - mine)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One U.S. Passport (mine)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One L.L. Bean stainless steel soup thermos (Marty’s)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One piece of driftwood (Colin’s)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One Branford Marsalis CD (“I heard you twice the first time”)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One black glove (left - mine)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One video camera operator’s manual (last seen in Scott’s hand on Christmas morning)</span> </p></li></ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Here is a list of things recently found</span></p> <ul style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One black Ann Taylor skirt (found wrinkled under a pillow on a chair in Marty’s room where he said he had stashed it one day a year or so ago when he was mad at me)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One pair of black Merrills (Colin’s)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One return address stamp (Scott’s)</span> </p></li><li> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">One camera battery charger (Scott’s)</span> </p></li></ul> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Things come and go in our house all the time.<span style=""> </span>If you were to spend two or three days here, you would eventually hear someone yell, to no one in particular, “Faith!”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">You might think that some good soul was admonishing a fellow member of the family to have faith…to take heart… over some difficult or sorrowful task.<span style=""> </span>But that wouldn’t be true.<span style=""> </span>In our house the cry of “Faith!” means you can’t find something where it ought to be.<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">For about a year, between mid-2002 and mid-2003, our home was cleaned each week by a young woman named Faith.<span style=""> </span>And before long, <i>faith</i> became a verb.<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Linda, her predecessor, was a hard working single mom who had decided to get her real estate license and quit the cleaning business for good. I hated to lose her no-nonsense approach to our clutter but I was happy write a recommendation and see her move onto other things.<span style=""> </span>After an unsuccessful attempt to obtain a slot on the cleaning schedule of the much-admired Patsy, someone referred me to Faith.<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">It was obvious from the first few weeks that Faith liked to organize a lot more than she liked to clean.<span style=""> </span>Each Thursday I’d come home to find the stuffed animals on one of the boy’s beds arranged by color or size.<span style=""> </span>Entertaining but a little weird.<span style=""> </span>The dusty seashells on Colin’s windowsill might be set up in a mysterious tableau.<span style=""> </span>Groupings of family photos might turn up on end tables in rooms where they hadn’t started out that morning.<span style=""> </span>At first it was funny but then I realized that there were whole rooms that hadn’t been touched.<span style=""> </span>I’d find a note that would say, “Sorry I couldn’t get to the upstairs.”<span style=""> </span>Huh?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">But then things began to take a more frustrating turn.<span style=""> </span>On Halloween we were just about to leave the house to go trick or treating around the neighborhood.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Go get the flashlights, Martin,” I called to Legolas, Elf Prince of the Woodland Realm, while I put the finishing touches on the Grim Reaper’s black eye make up. (That year, Colin knocked on people’s doors with his plastic scythe and, when they answered feigning fear, he said, “Don’t worry, I’m the Grim Reaper on vacation.”)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">“I can’t find them,” Legolas replied from the cloak room.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">“Use your excellent elvish eyesight.”<br /> <br /> “I CAN’T FIND THEM,” he maintained.<span style=""> </span>And no one else could either.<span style=""> </span>Every single flashlight we owned, about six or eight of them, had disappeared from all their usual places.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> “Faith!” I said, throwing up my arms.<span style=""> </span>“They’ve been Faithed.” And we were forced to venture forth by the light of the moon.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">A couple of weeks later I opened the cupboard in my office where we keep extra light bulbs and silver polish and ant traps and there were all the flashlights, lined up prettily by height.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">“Faith.” I said.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> Since then, whenever something disappears, it’s been “Faithed.”<span style=""> </span>We know it will turn up eventually in a more logical place than where it was last seen, but that doesn’t really help a bunch of people who aren’t predisposed to order and organization.<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> After a year or so of rearranging our belongings each week, Faith said she had to quit because of difficulties finding child care for her daughter.<span style=""> </span>From the few times I had been working at home while she was cleaning, I had come to know her story was much more complicated than that. “Godspeed, Faith,” we said, half-sad, half-relieved.<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> Soon after a berth on Patsy’s schedule came open and she’s been good-naturedly keeping us from spiraling into chaos ever since.<span style=""> </span>She practices a kind of tough love.<span style=""> </span>If the boys’ rooms or our offices aren’t picked-up enough for her, too bad. Better luck next week.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> Occasionally it’s Patsy who puts things away where we aren’t expecting them to go, but we still yell “Faith!”<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> It’s an peculiar thing to have someone you don’t know well deal with all of the intimate details of your life.<span style=""> </span>I cleaned houses at various times in high school and college and later as a hospice volunteer when that was what a family needed someone to do.<span style=""> </span>For several months in 1989 cleaned the apartment of an elderly couple. Ethelma was dying of a brain tumor.<span style=""> </span>At some point during my assignment to them and to everyone’s unhappiness, she lost her dentures.<span style=""> </span>The loss of those dentures was a small thing that loomed hugely between Ethelma and her husband Ossie.<span style=""> </span>He blamed her.<span style=""> </span>She blamed herself.<span style=""> </span>The missing dentures marked a shift in her ability to care for herself.<span style=""> </span>They marked an expenditure of money that they could not afford in the midst of her illness.<span style=""> </span>Their loss conjured up a other hundred issues that had accumulated over the 50 years of marriage.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> The tiny kitchen in their apartment in the elder housing complex was often in need of cleaning.<span style=""> </span>I mopped and scrubbed and washed the cupboards. It was something I could do for them, and they were appreciative.<span style=""> </span>One day on the floor in front of the stove a stubborn bit of food needed to be pried away. As I got down on my hands and knees to tackle the gummy patch, I caught a glimpse of something under the stove.<span style=""> </span>The dentures!<span style=""> </span>I whooped it up and rounded the corner into their cramped living room.<span style=""> </span>We all whooped it up.<span style=""> </span>Ethelma’s eyes glowed with relief and happiness.<span style=""> </span>Ossie said, “I don’t know how we can thank you!” as though I had just found buried treasure in with the pots and pans.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> A few months later at Ethelma’s funeral, the minister, who obviously didn’t know her very well, went on about how the two of them shared a love for Milky Way bars.<span style=""> </span>“Who cares?” I thought, looking at the back of Ossie’s head several rows in front of me and wondering what he was thinking.<span style=""> </span>“Tell us something real about her, tell us something intimate.”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> For a year or two after Ethelma’s death, Ossie would call me now and then to take me out to lunch.<span style=""> </span>Then I got a more demanding job in Augusta and a few years after that we had our children.<span style=""> </span>Slowly the Ossies in our life (there were several around that time…older friends for whom Scott would wire a cordless phone or we would share a meal or I would take the time to visit on a Saturday afternoon) drifted out of our orbit.<span style=""> </span>Or we drifted out of theirs.<span style=""> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> A month ago I read Ossie’s obituary in the paper.<span style=""> </span>He was 98.<span style=""> </span>He had moved away to live with his daughter further down the coast a number of years ago.<span style=""> </span>He told me once he remembered clearly the day his father arrived home from work with news that the <i>Titanic</i> had sunk with great loss of life.<span style=""> </span>He told me he was due to be discharged from the Army on Monday, December 8, 1941, the day after the attack on Pearl Harbor.<span style=""> </span>He didn’t return to civilian life until after the end of the war.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> I don’t know what they said at his funeral.<span style=""> </span>By the time I read the paper, it was all over.<span style=""> </span>I hope someone told something true about him.<span style=""> </span>I wish I had been there to tell the denture story…the age-old story of something being lost and then suddenly being found and of great rejoicing that follows.<span style=""> </span>It is the exact opposite of being “Faithed.”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <o:p> </o:p> </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="">Certainly I know I’ll rejoice when Patsy finds my passport.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;">Heidi Shott<br /> Copyright © 2005 All rights reserved.<o:p> </o:p></span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-84439901165358953222007-10-08T19:09:00.001-04:002008-03-26T18:40:21.099-04:00A Reading from the Big Book<p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> Tuesday afternoon I take a taxi from a hotel in Columbus, Ohio, to the airport and suddenly, after being surrounded by thousands of Episcopalians for eight days, I am back in the world. Standing behind me in the security line is an otherwise conventional-looking young woman with tattooed arms, shoulder to wrist. Behind her a loud talker is going over the details of a loan closing. A disproportionate number of people with <i> Ohio State</i> stamped somewhere on their person mill around our slow-moving line.<br /> <br /> While waiting at the gate, I talk with a group of teenagers, boys and girls, who tell me that they are on their way to Ft. Franklin in North Carolina for basic training. They’re so polite and earnest, so baby-faced and excited that my throat closes up when their flight is called. I can’t help picturing them dead.<br /> <br /> Amazingly no one stops to inquire if I have heard how Resolution A161 is faring on the floor of the House of Deputies or who has blogged what about whom.<br /> <br /> I am glad to be out of the bubble of the Episcopal Church’s 75th General Convention, where my role had been to do a soft segment for the nightly news program and to cover the convention for the Diocese of Maine. It hadn’t been a great week for reasons that mostly rest with me. One evening I had meant to send a hyperbolic email to a buddy with whom I have exchanged a good deal of gossip and woe over the years. It’s our <i>way</i>. But then, in those wee hours, mistakenly and sloppily, I sent it to about 100 colleagues most of whom I would inevitably bump into by nine the following morning. Most were sympathetic and offered a hug or arm pat of the “but for the grace of God go we all” variety, some were gracious enough to pretend it didn’t happen, but I know others were hurt by an act that strained the bonds of our affection. And that I deeply regret.<br /> <br /> Here’s another downer: A number of people, most of whom I don’t know well or at all, said to me variously but essentially: “I don’t care what other people say, I think you’re great.”<br /> <br /> Gee, um, thanks.<br /> <br /> So I decide to suck up the airline change fees and return home a day early. My work is either finished or can be done from Maine. At some point on the way home, somewhere between Columbus and Philadelphia, I decide to quit being an Episcopalian. In the Philadelphia airport, while waiting for my flight to Portland, I call my friend David in Miami to break the news. He’s seminary-trained and cares about these things, and he doesn’t believe a word of it.<br /> <br /> On the plane I open my book, John le Carre’s <i> The Constant Gardener</i>, to discover a photo that I stashed in as a bookmark in my hurry to pack the previous week. It’s a photo of the Rev. <a href="http://www.diomaine.org/page.html?pageId=345"> Janet McAuley</a>, whom, to me and many others, stood tall as someone who knew what was important and had no problem telling you. Her ministry objective was “love affair with God, each other, and all creation.” I’ve kept her photo tucked into my bureau mirror since her death in January 2005 where, each morning, I look at it and its neighbor, a faded, knock-off icon I bought from a silent monk at the Monastery of the Caves in Kiev.<br /> <br /> Within a few pages I read this sentence: “’Better to be inside the system and fighting it,’ her father – an iconoclast in other ways – would say, ‘than outside the system, howling at it.’” </span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> Good God, God, I think, can’t you leave me alone for one goddamn minute.<br /> <br /> I arrive in Portland to discover that the retribution for my defection is to prevent my suitcase from making the trip. As a significantly myopic person, that is especially inconvenient news because I had packed my only pair of glasses. I will rise in the morning blind until I bumble into a new pair of contacts.<br /> <br /> At midnight I enter the house to discover that the dishes are mostly done and there are no real household disasters. I mosey around, read the court reports in last week’s local newspaper for names I recognize, peruse my sons’ newly arrived report cards and flip through the rest of the mail. I try to refrain from turning on the computer to check the evening’s news from Columbus but fail.<br /> <br /> Later, as I gently pull back the covers, Scott rolls on his side, his head on his arm. He says, sleepily but sweetly and rather surprisedly, “Hoozlow, it’s you.”<br /> <br /> I wake to an empty bed and a familiar muted version of NPR’s Morning Edition seeping under the bathroom door. My sons are still asleep. It is bright and warm and I reach for my glasses to check the digital thermometer by the window, the one that Marty gave Scott for Christmas. No glasses. Ah, yes. No suitcase. No toothbrush.<br /> <br /> After awhile Marty crawls into bed with me. We talk and joke and catch up on our week apart. He offers the scoop on everything. Colin brushed his teeth twice. I nod at this. Colin comes in and deigns to be kissed and fussed over for a few minutes before getting ready for a day at Pemaquid Beach with a friend.<br /> <br /> “How about hiking Maiden’s Cliff?” I ask Marty when we are alone after breakfast. He’s flopped on the sunporch couch, playing handheld solitaire and listening to a Harry Potter book on tape for the 23rd time. He’s hiked this two mile climb with his summer camp a number of times and has been pestering me to do it with him.<br /> <br /> “Sure,” he says, all 12 year-old nonchalance but I know he’s thrilled. He wants to show me something he cares about, just the two of us. It’s a luxury rarely afforded a twin.<br /> <br /> We drive to Camden and park at the trailhead. I carry the backpack as I’ve always done because I’ve always been the strongest. He whips up the trail ahead of me, talking a mile a minute over his shoulder about past forays to the top. This is my first hike of the year and immediately I feel weak and old. I haven’t been eating or sleeping well for the past week and it shows. Marty waits for me next to a big rock, tapping his Teva on the dry leaves of the path. “I’m coming, man,” I say, trying not to betray my hard breathing.<br /> <br /> Another quarter mile up the trail he turns around and calls, “Hey, Katz. Don’t chuck the supplies.” He’s referring to Bill Bryson’s out of shape hiking partner, Stephen Katz, from <i> A Walk in the Woods</i>. Katz was known to throw heavy water bottles and tins of Spam into the woods to lighten his load as they walked the Appalachian Trail. We like Katz. Marty smirks and bounds on ahead of me. I call to him to wait up then tell him to carry the backpack if he’s so energetic.<br /> <br /> The woods are quiet and there’s a lovely stream trickling down a ravine beside the trail. This is nothing like the Columbus Convention Center. Without the pack I’m happier or perhaps I’m catching my stride. We climb in quiet with Marty leading the way. “We’re almost at the top. Don’t look over the edge and spoil the view until we reach the summit,” he commands.<br /> <br /> “Is that what your camp counselors tell you?”<br /> <br /> “No, but that’s what I’ll tell campers when I’m a counselor,” he says, turning back to me. “Otherwise you ruin the effect.”<br /> <br /> The summit is grand. We’re high above Lake Megunticook and beyond is Camden Harbor with open ocean peeking between the hills. It’s a glorious day but suddenly it occurs to me how red-faced and hot and sweaty I am. I open my bottle and squirt it along my brow and rub my face with the cool water. Salt drips into my mouth. I lift my hand behind my head and squeeze hard to send a stream of water along the back of my neck. It pours down between my shirt and sticky skin. I feel well and happy and refreshed. Martin is closer to the edge than I would ordinarily care to see him, but I see that this is the summer I can trust my fine, long-haired boy.<br /> <br /> He shows me the cross and the monument dedicated to young Elenora French, who, while on a Maying trek with other maidens in 1864, tumbled to her death while trying to catch her wind-blown hat.<br /> <br /> “Bummer,” Marty says, after allowing me time to read the stone marker.<br /> <br /> “Yeah, really,” I say. Then something draws my gaze upward to a hawk gracefully circling the higher reaches of a neighboring peak.<br /> <br /> On the way down, Marty leads by 50 feet and we walk along without talking. I think of how much better I feel now that I’m here in these airy woods, the blue sky above my head.<br /> <br /> I think of how Philip Newell, in his small treasure about Celtic Christianity <i> Listening for the Heartbeat of God,</i> cites the ninth-century theologian, John Scotus Eriugena. He writes, “he taught us that we can look to creation just as we look to the Scriptures to receive the living Word of God.” Eriugena called Scripture the “little book” and creation the “big book,” which by reading we can divine the grace of God that surrounds us.<br /> <br /> I think of how good the water felt splashing on my hot face and pouring down my back and the sweet taste of sweat on my lips. I think of how hungry I am. I think of this winsome, changing boy walking before me, still bearing my burdensome pack. I think of how near-sighted I am and how grateful I should be for this enormous, world-sized book laid out before us all, its type as tall as trees.</span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Heidi Shott<br /> Copyright © 2006 All rights reserved.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-63602527978425649722007-10-08T19:06:00.000-04:002007-10-08T19:09:11.277-04:00Death of a Mouse - February 2006At a party several years ago Scott bumped into the contractor who had done the sill work on our house for the previous owners. Leon told a slightly disturbing tale. He explained that when they pulled away a knee wall in the living room, hundreds of mouse skeletons poured forth. For more than 200 years the words “over the wall” must have held an eerie connotation in mousedom hereabouts. Whether driven by a spirit of adventure, the need for food or plain rodent stupidity, many a mousie took a tumble over the edge and died among the bones of their ancestors.<br /><p style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /> To this I say: “Excellent!”<br /> <br /> I’ve been waging war with mice for years and not winning. Our current battleground is the corner lazy susan in my kitchen. Recently I was complaining about my mouse issues to my friend Denise.<br /> <br /> “Why do they go in there? We don’t keep anything perishable for them to get into,” I whined.<br /> <br /> “Duh,” she said. “They like to ride the thing!” Maybe so. Maybe they regard my lazy susan as mid-coast Maine’s premiere mouse amusement park. Maybe they’re playing mind games with me. But whatever they are doing in my kitchen cabinets, it’s not the end of my problem.<br /> <br /> The situation is further complicated by my large-scale hypocrisy when it comes to other species within the <i> clade</i> that consists of <i> rodentia</i> and <i>lagomorpha</i>. (It was easier when I first wrote this piece a few weeks ago and was still under the delusion that rabbits were rodents rather than lagomorphs…but now, to be accurate, I have to go up the taxonomical ladder to the <i>clade</i>, a designation that in 1977 Mrs. Clary did not teach in tenth grade biology. I’ve always been proud just to remember that King Philip Came Over From Germany Saturday.)<br /> <br /> Anyway, my troubling hypocrisy with regard to <i> smallish mammals </i> is where Hester comes in.<i><br /> </i><br /> <br /> Each year in August, on the day before school begins, my boys and I go to the Windsor Fair. About 20 miles from home, it’s one of those grand old agricultural fairs with farm animals and tractor pulls and pig scrambles and a midway with games and rides and tattooed hawkers. They give out ribbons for the largest and most beautiful fruits and vegetables. There’s one building dedicated to 4-H displays and another to all-day Beano. At one side of the fairgrounds, several old buildings have been moved to form a facsimile of a 19th Century village where you can duck in to watch a blacksmith or two make cracks to one another and ply their trade. In the late afternoon we always take ice cream over to the grandstand to watch the harness racing. We study the racing form, (“Ah, look at this, Ruby Red won $1,200 at the Union Fair two weeks ago”) and place a few two dollar bets.<br /> <br /> Many people prefer the Common Ground Fair in September. Though it’s organic and socially responsible, you can’t bet on horses and they don’t sell fried dough. Also there are way too many young fellows in Renaissance garb juggling apples for my taste. The Windsor Fair makes me feel like I’m still young Fern Arable with two quarters and two dimes in her pocket, though these days I’m more likely to be mistaken for Mrs. Zuckerman.<br /> <br /> But last August, as the Windsor Fair season approached, I was less in mind of buying a deep freeze* than of buying a rabbit.<br /> <br /> Scott indulged my dog habit for 11 years but when we moved from the country to this house in the village in 1997 he adjured me to go dog-free. His allergies were getting worse and our golden retriever Steve was a country dog at heart. Our other golden, Moozer, the one true dog love of my life, had died of cancer a few years before. Reluctantly I found Steve a new country home.<br /> <br /> Since that time the boys and I have tried to think about how to re-introduce a dog into our life, but it’s a no-go.<br /> <br /> “I’ll just move to a hotel,” Scott sniffs when I suggest a breed touted as non-allergenic.<br /> <br /> Over the past few years I’ve researched an array of pet options – hedgehogs had me interested for awhile but it’s become illegal to import them and the domestic stocks are pretty inbred. Lizards need lots of heat. Gerbils and hamsters are boring. Ditto for fish, plus a nice tank is a lot of work.<br /> <br /> Then two years ago at the Windsor Fair we were in the small animal tent when I happened upon this large cinnamon-colored rabbit lying languidly in his cage. He had an expression on his face that said, “Yeah, well, I’ve seen it all, lady.” An index card stuck to his cage read “SOLD.” The rabbit and I looked at each other. I thought a message to him.<br /> <br /> “If you weren’t sold, I’d buy you.”<br /> <br /> “Right,” he thought back and twitched a petulant ear.<br /> <br /> Last August, a few days before the fair, I started doing some late-night bunny research on the Internet. I read about breeds, how to care for them, common medical ailments, bunny behavior, all things bunny. The night before the fair, I broached the subject at dinner.<br /> <br /> “Rabbits have fur,” Scott said dismissively, “but they taste good on pasta…minced with a nice savory sauce. Bring one home and we can eat it.” He smiled at the boys. They smiled back, and I let him think I was kidding.<br /> <br /> After parking and walking across the dusty, trampled field to the entrance gate, our first bit of business was to find us a rabbit. In the tent with the chick hatchery, we saw a row of rabbit cages. One large cage had a litter of eight or ten young rabbits. Most were huddled together in a corner but one frisky bunny, cinnamon in color and friendly in demeanor, hopped over to the side of the cage and expressed her interest in our presence. I stuck my finger in the cage and she wiggled her nose at it.<br /> <br /> “She’s the one,” I said.<br /> <br /> “She’s definitely the one,” said Marty.<br /> <br /> “Hello, Hester!” said Colin. (Earlier in the car we had settled on <i> Hester</i> after a faithful, wise and slightly ruthless hare daemon in Philip Pullman’s, <i> The Golden Compass.</i>)<br /> <br /> We looked around the tent for a person with some rabbit authority. A stout man in work clothes and suspenders was just stepping into a golf cart at the tent’s edge. I asked who owned these rabbits and if he knew if they were for sale. He got out of the cart and walked over to the cage. “Ain’t you some lucky!” he said. “They’re mine and I was just leavin’.”<br /> <br /> “How much?”<br /> <br /> “Twenty dollars.”<br /> <br /> “What breed are they?<br /> <br /> “Oh, they’re mini rexes,” he said grabbing the bunny from the cage with the manner of a man who has grabbed a few bunnies. “He won’t get too big.”<br /> <br /> “He?” The rabbit man whipped the surprised bunny onto his back and with a deft push and prod on the little netherparts (that I have been thus far unable to replicate), he produced a tiny penis.<br /> <br /> “Boy,” he smirked.<br /> <br /> “Right you are!” I said, persuaded.<br /> <br /> I gave him $20 and said we’d be back at the end of the day to collect him. The rabbit man showed me the trick of opening the cage and where he hid the pliers to do it.<br /> <br /> “Some people will steal rabbits, you know,” he said over his shoulder as he made for the golf cart.<br /> <br /> “That’s hard to believe,” I said and meant it.<br /> <br /> <br /> After some weeks of adjustment which included wild escapes under the deck and our furtive pleading for him to get within grabbing range, surprisingly successful litter box training, and food experimentation, Hester settled into our routine with a cage in the mudroom and limited household access. One day I heard one of our sons say blithely to someone on the phone who must have asked about Hester, “My mom needed a pet.”<br /> <br /> Each day Scott taunts us with ideas for new culinary preparations but I also hear him inquire after the bunny’s day when he comes in from the garage each evening. Just tonight he conceded as he was petting him, “He is pretty soft.” He look at me and smiled. “He’d make a nice slipper for a person with one leg.”<br /> <br /> All in all, this wouldn’t be such a bad household to live in if it weren’t for the mice.<br /> <br /> About a week ago I was eating lunch and going through the mail at the kitchen table. Hester was at my feet. That morning I had checked a mouse trap under the lazy susan to discover that the trap, (one of the new style you pinch to set and release) was snapped but there was no mouse – or at least no mouse that I could see from that angle.<br /> <br /> Now, hours later, Hester and I heard a soft whacking coming from the lazy susan cupboard. Brazen daytime mice! The worst sort. But when I opened the door and shone the flashlight beam there in the back was a not-yet-dead mouse. Actually it was a not-in-the-least-bit-dead mouse but rather a pained and highly pissed off mouse. The trap had apparently snapped on the tip of his face and held fast.<br /> <br /> The truth is I only want to be responsible for mouse deaths if they are quick and decisive. I don’t want to be an accomplice to any prolonged or complicated mouse suffering. I’m annoyed and inconvenienced by the mice in my house but I don’t hate them and I don’t want to cause them an undue suffering. But here I was, Frau Totenmaus.<br /> <br /> Hester placed his paws up on the edge of the cupboard and looked in. This drama held immense interest for him. He hopped in among the mixing bowls for a better view.<br /> <br /> “Get out of there!” I yelled, nudging him aside as I reached into the depths of the corner cupboard with needle nose pliers to pull out the trap. My quarry was a very wiggly field mouse, brown with a sweet white spot on his belly. There were dark patches of blood around his snout where it was held fast by the trap. This was a mouse with some corrective surgery issues. Surely his jaw was broken.<br /> <br /> I held the trap at arm’s length and made for the bathroom under the stairs, heartsick and guilty and the world’s hugest hypocrite. Hester hopped along by my side, still intent on following this exciting development in our day. He reminded me of Fred, E.B. White’s dachshund whose delight in mayhem and misery is noted in the wonderful, melancholy essay, “Death of a Pig.”<br /> <br /> As I stood about to pinch the mousetrap over the toilet, I decided to flush before I pinched so as to make the mouse suffer an even briefer horror.<br /> <br /> I flushed. I pinched.<br /> <br /> What I didn’t count on was the little fellow’s reaction to the pull of gravity. He hugged onto the trap for dear life. He wouldn’t drop and in the end I had to take the pliers and pull him off the trap by the tail. He plopped into the bowl which, having flushed, was taking its sweet time re-filling. The mouse with his crushed little face was swimming in the rising bowl trying impossibly to scramble up the slick porcelain sides. I vowed to keep my eye on him as the tank continued to fill. It was the least I could do. Finally the water stopped and I flushed again. Whoosh, swirl, a quick squeak of terror, and he was gone. Hester stood on his hind feet with one paw on the lid, his ears pert and looking adorable.<br /> <br /> But here’s dark truth about Hester: He chews things. He chews baseboards and electrical cords. He chewed through my answering machine cord twice. He chewed through the TiVo cable. We try to keep him out of the living room but sometimes he sneaks in. One evening the boys were at the kitchen table doing their homework, I was doing the dinner dishes, and Hester was nibbling on a potato chip under the table. Scott had gone to watch a movie in the living room when I heard him yell. It was either “Heidi!” or “Hester!” I still don’t know, but it was something with an “H.” I could hear him going on a tear but held my post. The boys and I exchanged our “Yikes!” expression. Finally Scott bellowed, “That rabbit has chewed on every fucking cord in this room!”<br /> <br /> The boys raised their eyebrows and smiled at each other across the table. They don’t get to hear us swear much and this was the high water mark of parental vulnerability…a moment of their childhood to be remembered and savored.<br /> <br /> “Whoa, Mom, he’s mad,” said Marty. “You need to keep your bunny in check.”<br /> <br /> “<i>I </i> didn’t leave the hall door open.”<br /> <br /> “You need to control your bunny, Mom. You have a major blind spot where Hester is concerned.”<br /> <br /> “Hester’s just doing what comes naturally,” offered Colin generously , my little Rousseau.<br /> <br /> I got on my hands and knees and under the table scooped Hester up like a newborn. “Hey, bunnyboy, you’d better lay low or you <i> will </i> be rabbit on pasta.,” I said taking him to his cage.<br /> <br /> A caged bunny is a good, albeit bored, bunny, and, after a few days and the application of bitter lime gel on cords and woodwork, we’ve had no further chewing disasters.<br /> <br /> But that doesn’t mean that he’s a good bunny. His neutering and well-bunny check cost us four times his original price. Add on his cage and litter pan and chew toys and food (and a hutch I have my eye on at the hardware store come springtime) and this bunny is an expensive pet indulgence.<br /> <br /> Certainly the sweetness of having him flop down next to you as the chosen object of his affection or the treat of seeing him do a “psycho bunny 180 disco kick” for no apparent reason counts for something, but what does he have over the poor mice who want to come in from the cold and take a swing on my lazy susan. Frankly, I wouldn’t even know they were visiting if it weren’t for the telltale fecal reminders and the occasional nest of fiberglass insulation we are appalled to find hidden away.<br /> <br /> How strangely and horribly human it is to choose and take sides.<br /> <br /> When Scott and I were living on the Micronesian island of Saipan in the mid-80s, we saw firsthand, perhaps vividly for the first time in our young lives, the absurd way that racism can manifest itself. The local people, the Chamorros, hated the Filipinos who were the contracted construction workers and their $150 a month 24/7 maids and child care providers. (Work two years straight and you might get a month to go home to visit your children.)<br /> <br /> But here’s the weirdest and saddest thing: the Chamorros and the Filipinos claim the same essential gene pool – Asian, Pacific Islander, Spanish Conquistadorian.<br /> <br /> We lived in a three room tin house in a Filipino neighborhood, (along with my oldest childhood friend and one of the coolest and funniest people we will ever know, Carol Paez, who is still there working as the nurse-administrator of a public high school health clinic and doing a kick-ass job as a single mom raising her six beautiful Chamorro-Filipino-American children). In cover of darkness, cowardly people would throw rocks at our house, which sound pretty loud hitting a tin roof, because they assumed anyone living in that neighborhood was Filipino. To that point, living in Stittville, New York, or Wenham, Massachusetts, or Bluefield, West Virginia, no one had ever thrown rocks at one of our houses. But I can tell you, it’s scary.<br /> <br /> In my little First World universe, here’s the truth: I indulge a rabbit and murder a mouse, small, cute mammals both.<br /> <br /> But here’s the scariest part: I don’t know why.</span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">* If you don’t know what I’m talking about then I’m here to tell you it’s high time you went back and re-read </span><i style="font-style: italic;"> Charlotte’s Web. </i></span></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3ShricJZo2rum0iWPFj2EEkivBLxZ7GPhqYYqd2YJ4LrMKsTvzQ8n5Sen7Ns0tYQpzG83mVzCwh_OdV5PIHl2tk4zh2o95C4aSk8SglTFKQHCWKvDQXbXUNQro13RBEE3dwnNyQOkw_8/s1600-h/hester.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3ShricJZo2rum0iWPFj2EEkivBLxZ7GPhqYYqd2YJ4LrMKsTvzQ8n5Sen7Ns0tYQpzG83mVzCwh_OdV5PIHl2tk4zh2o95C4aSk8SglTFKQHCWKvDQXbXUNQro13RBEE3dwnNyQOkw_8/s400/hester.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5119106777150539410" border="0" /></a><p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Heidi Shott<br /> Copyright © 2005 All rights reserved.</span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331357338223617305.post-82671484702309370342007-10-08T19:03:00.002-04:002007-10-08T19:05:10.878-04:00Beating Snake and Other Things That Matter - December 2005<p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">A boy named Liam, now a tenth grader, was a member of our car pool until he finished eighth grade. He’s a very likable boy and I <i>would</i> like him except for the fact that he holds the high score for Snake on my aging Nokia cell phone.<br /> <br /> Here’s the sad, sad truth: I have been trying to beat his record for three years. I regularly sit in my car waiting for Colin to come out of his riding lesson and try to beat Liam’s record. I’ve lain on a bed in various New York City hotel rooms – with nothing else in the world I’m required to do except show up in the lobby for dinner an hour hence – and tried to beat his record. No such luck. I closest I can get is about 275 to his awe-inspiring 656. (I recall that Nat, now a freshman at Bowdoin and also an erstwhile member of our car pool, held the record of 900-something but that was on his mom’s phone, thank God, and therefore outside my sphere of responsibility.)<br /> <br /> Snake is a simple cell phone game whereby you press the north-south-east-west buttons (i.e. 2, 8, 6, 4) on the phone’s keypad to direct a little dot to eat another dot on the screen. For each dot you eat, the eating dot grows longer. If you hit one of the four “walls” of the screen or the eating dot’s “tail,” you die. Game over, man, to quote Bill Paxton, the whiny Marine from <i>Aliens.</i><br /> <br /> Here’s a second sad, sad Snake-related truth: Liam got his lousy 656 points in 12 minutes. Twelve minutes is about the time it takes to drive from the school to Liam’s house, where he would often say as we pulled into his driveway, “Darn! I died.”<br /> <br /> “What’d you get?” a younger child would ask from the back.<br /> <br /> “Oh, 577,” he’d say blithely.<br /> <br /> How is this possible? Give me 12 <i>hours</i>, highly improved eye/hand coordination and considerably more ability to focus than I currently possess, and I might approach the 500 mark. But 656, come on. What are they feeding these children?<br /> <br /> On Monday, I am playing Snake in the late afternoon darkness in my car in Topsham, waiting for Colin to come out of the horse barn where he takes riding lessons for occupational therapy. I suspect I am getting a new cell phone for Christmas so there is a creeping urgency to beating Liam’s high score before I part ways with this stupid phone forever.<br /> <br /> Here’s another sad, sad truth: I am getting (I think) a new cell phone because this old Nokia won’t die. It is five years old, a veritable dinosaur in cell phone terms, and my sons want to send it to the Smithsonian. It’s black, it doesn’t fold and it doesn’t take photos. I was sitting next to a man on a plane from Chicago about 18 months ago. He saw my phone and said, “I used to have one like that,” then smiled and tilted his head in a way that said, “How quaint. You must be from Maine.”<br /> <br /> Though I’ve been proud of my Yankee thrift and practical good sense around my mobile telecommunications needs – if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it – I finally started dropping hints to Scott that it was time to buy a new phone for me.<br /> <br /> “Is it broken?” he asked.<br /> <br /> “Its battery operates a little erratically,” I said hopefully.<br /> <br /> “Is it broken?”<br /> <br /> “Noooo,” I said, “but I hate it. It’s embarrassing at airports.”<br /> <br /> Here’s yet another the sad, sad truth: I am embarrassed that I am embarrassed about my cell phone. I don’t want to be the type of person who wants a cool or even somewhat cool phone. I don’t want phones to matter. This is so dumb. This is so American. This is so true.<br /> <br /> Living here in Maine, I guess I should just give up. There’s no way I can ever be cool. I can’t hold onto a pair of good sunglasses. I lose good pens. I wear shoes until they wear out. I forget to go to hair appointments.<br /> <br /> Several years ago, Scott was the chair of the rector search committee at our church. He asked me to have coffee with a youngish clergy wife from suburban Connecticut who was interested in talking to someone with young children about what it was like to live in our small town. We met at a café by the river. I recall it was a beautiful day. From the café windows you could watch the boats at anchor and see miles downriver toward the Gulf of Maine.<br /> <br /> “Where do you shop?” she asked when we got situated. She shifted her artistically arranged scarf in a casual manner.<br /> <br /> “Reny’s,” I said immediately, (Reny’s is a Maine-based department store known for good deals), “or Beans.”<br /> <br /> She smiled. Obviously I didn’t understand the question so she tilted her head in a certain way. “I mean, where do you shop for yourself?”<br /> <br /> “Reny’s, “ I said immediately, smiling back, “or Beans.”<br /> <br /> Her husband soon withdrew his name from the search process.<br /> <br /> Back in the dark car in Topsham, I have a good game of Snake going. I think I might be approaching Liam’s record but there is no way to know until I die. Colin opens the passenger door and gets in.<br /> <br /> “Don’t bug me,” I say, without taking my eyes from the little monochrome screen. “I’m playing Snake.”<br /> <br /> He leans over to see the length of my tail. “Whoa!” he says and sits back in respectful quiet.<br /> <br /> After a minute or so, I blow it and my score of 252 flashes before me. “Man!” I wail.<br /> <br /> “What’d you get?”<br /> <br /> “252.”<br /> <br /> “That’s pretty good, Mom.”<br /> <br /> <i>For a mom</i>, I know he’s thinking.<br /> <br /> “Thank you, son,” I say. “How was your lesson?”<br /> <br /> “Caroline said that maybe next week will be better. It was hard to pay attention to what I was doing.” Big sigh.<br /> <br /> I start the car and head toward home. A little way down the road, a hopeful voice beside me says, “Can we?”<br /> <br /> Here’s one last sad, sad truth: On most Mondays, after his riding lesson but before dinner, I buy my son an ice cream with crunch bar and kit kat mix-ins at the Cold Stone Creamery in Brunswick. Not only am I an uncool phone owner and an inept Snake player, I am also a bad mother.<br /> <br /> As he comes out with his ice cream, I see that he is smiling. The previous week he was a little short on cash and was very pleased when the person who waited on him sported him the difference. Today it is his intent to repay his debt.<br /> <br /> “What happened?” I ask as he climbs in.<br /> <br /> “I told him I only wanted eight cents back in change and to keep the rest; he was really surprised. He was also very competent. He could juggle the scoops.”<br /> <br /> “Are you happy?” I ask as I start the car, realizing at last that the outcome of this question is the deepest, rock bottom concern of my life.<br /> <br /> “Very,” he says, digging in. I can tell by looking at his face in the glow of the lights in that the dingy strip mall parking lot that what he says is true.<br /> <br /> “Then that’s all that really matters.”</span></p> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Heidi Shott<br /> Copyright © 2005 All rights reserved.</span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Thanks for subscribing to heidoville!</div>Heidi Shotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00259264161070439957noreply@blogger.com